From the mouths of babes.

[gretchenindisguise]

She calls vaginas butts for inexplicable reasons.

She just came in the bathroom and said, "mommy, why is your butt so furry?"

And later...

"Mommy, I'm just going to cut your hair a little bit" while yielding kiddie scissors.

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[tdk2]

lol

[gretchenindisguise]

May 4, 2013 19:41:34 GMT -5 mekiakoo said:

I want to know how you responded to these questions lol

I didn't. I was too busy containing my laughter for the first.

The second I said it was against the law for anyone but a hairdresser like the one we go to to cut hair. And I didn't want her to get arrested.

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Dd told me mine is angry and that is why it is so hairy.

[WOT?*]

Don't introduce her to saraandmichael's kiddo. Imagine the damage those two imaginations together would come up with.

[Bonita]

May 4, 2013 19:48:48 GMT -5 mekiakoo said:

 Maybe she will start asking them about giving butt haircuts

LOL!  Now THAT would be funny   Hopefully she'll forget about this before she gets her next haircut!? ha ha

[DotAndBuzz]

That is too much. Omg. Legit lol!

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May 4, 2013 19:44:23 GMT -5 gretchenindisguise said:

May 4, 2013 19:41:34 GMT -5 mekiakoo said:

I want to know how you responded to these questions lol

I didn't. I was too busy containing my laughter for the first.

The second I said it was against the law for anyone but a hairdresser like the one we go to to cut hair. And I didn't want her to get arrested.

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Ha! great answer.

[eb777888]

LOL!!!

When my nephew saw his sister's vagina for the first time he started laughing and said "sissy has two butts!" lol lol

[ProfessorArtNerd]

Lucy says front butt too! Lol

[BunnyMacDougal]

My kiddo told H's mom that MY mom had "big, floppy boobs".

lmfao. Not even boobies. BOOOOBZ. Not sure if my mom said that to her or if it was simple observation. Either way, both grandmothers were slightly embarassed about it.

ETC  dangly to floppy.  misquote.

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Omg I am dying at these.

[thedahliharpa]

Sounds like my 4 year old in a public restroom last weekend "Mama why is your 'Gina so hairwee?!". Thank you for the reminder that wax season is around the corner!

[papie]

Lol
Anna told me once "I like my vagina better than your vagina. I don't like hairy vaginas".
Ooookay? Omg

[snickers]

lol at all of these, kids say the darnest things.