Sending a mass text message with a picture of the diamond band that YH got you for mother's day. Especially when everyone knows you don't even really like him anyway.
Post by cantalopes on May 12, 2012 17:05:01 GMT -5
Starting a relationship with a deadbeat dad when you're 9 months pregnant by a different deadbeat and posting 5 times a day on FB how much you love your boyfriend of 6 weeks. And let's not forget posting how you rarely get to go out because you both have kids when he sees his kids maybe twice a month and you've been out more times in the 5 weeks your baby has been alive than most people go out in a year.
Having a sofa in your front yard. (people two houses down from me) Moving your "spent time in the pokey for rape" boyfriend, and his El Camino, into your home with your 16 year old daughter living there. (people across the street)
Having a close up naked baby bump shot as your FB profile pic, complete with the bottom of your bra and top of your undies showing. Also updating to a new one of these photos every week throughout your pregnancy. I'm all for tasteful maternity photos, and I don't mind a naked belly if it's done right, but belly close up with granny panties is too much for me.
Also, having hundreds of bird houses, lawn ornaments, bird baths, statues, etc in your not so big front yard. There is a house like this a few houses down from us. I'd hate to see what the inside looks like.
Post by Llama in Mules on May 13, 2012 17:26:22 GMT -5
Getting naked pregnancy pics taken a la Demi Moore and hanging them in the powder room at your house so that's what your guests have to see while they go to the bathroom.
Getting naked pregnancy pics taken a la Demi Moore and hanging them in the powder room at your house so that's what your guests have to see while they go to the bathroom.
Getting naked pregnancy pics taken a la Demi Moore and hanging them in the powder room at your house so that's what your guests have to see while they go to the bathroom.
Are you friends with Kim Zolciak?
Haha! This is who I thought of as well. Doesn't she have a pic with her and Kroy naked and pregnant? Thanks, but we don't need the mental image of how the baby was conceived.