Maury worthy

[ering1115]

The woman who my dad slept with while my mom was pregnant with me just friended me on facebook.  WTF!?!?  I have no idea what she is thinking.

How I am assuming she found me- My dad has been dead for darn near 30 years and she is friendly with his cousins (who I am FB friends with).  My dad was an ass but I am close with his family because they are great people.  So I think she saw me and friended me that way.  We come from a pretty small town and I went to grade school and HS with her nieces and nephews.  Blech. 

I actually have to do work today, I just don't have time to talk to Connie Chung for my Maury debut.

[cheeseandcrackers]

What? That is strange.

[papie]

Um, what a weirdo. Did she hav a long affair with your dad, or a one night thing? If it was a long affair and she thought he may leave your mom for her, maybe she was checking you out on FB to see what you look like or something and accidently friended you?

[ering1115]

May 7, 2013 14:00:44 GMT -5 papie said:

Um, what a weirdo. Did she hav a long affair with your dad, or a one night thing? If it was a long affair and she thought he may leave your mom for her, maybe she was checking you out on FB to see what you look like or something and accidently friended you?

Yeah, I am thinking she was creeping on FB and accidentally friended me. 

I have no idea of affair length or any of that.  They were divorced by the time I was 6 months old and he died of a drug OD when I was 3ish so no need to really discuss it.  I found out because there was a huge argument about me inviting my entire 2nd grade class to my bday party (after I was in bed) that I overheard.  Nothing like knowing Vinnie's aunt was banging your dad when your mom was pregnant.  It is pretty small town where I grew up- no one leaves so everyone knows your business going back 3 generations.

[snickers]

That is strange.

[EmilieMadison]

May 7, 2013 14:04:32 GMT -5 ering1115 said:

May 7, 2013 14:00:44 GMT -5 papie said:

Um, what a weirdo. Did she hav a long affair with your dad, or a one night thing? If it was a long affair and she thought he may leave your mom for her, maybe she was checking you out on FB to see what you look like or something and accidently friended you?

Yeah, I am thinking she was creeping on FB and accidentally friended me. 

I have no idea of affair length or any of that.  They were divorced by the time I was 6 months old and he died of a drug OD when I was 3ish so no need to really discuss it.  I found out because there was a huge argument about me inviting my entire 2nd grade class to my bday party (after I was in bed) that I overheard.  Nothing like knowing Vinnie's aunt was banging your dad when your mom was pregnant.  It is pretty small town where I grew up- no one leaves so everyone knows your business going back 3 generations.

Wait. Who was arguing about your birthday party? 

[TrickyBob]

May 7, 2013 19:05:25 GMT -5 EmilieMadison said:

May 7, 2013 14:04:32 GMT -5 ering1115 said:

Yeah, I am thinking she was creeping on FB and accidentally friended me. 

I have no idea of affair length or any of that.  They were divorced by the time I was 6 months old and he died of a drug OD when I was 3ish so no need to really discuss it.  I found out because there was a huge argument about me inviting my entire 2nd grade class to my bday party (after I was in bed) that I overheard.  Nothing like knowing Vinnie's aunt was banging your dad when your mom was pregnant.  It is pretty small town where I grew up- no one leaves so everyone knows your business going back 3 generations.

Wait. Who was arguing about your birthday party? 

I'm assuming she means another family member was arguing with her Mom? I had to sort of stop and "wait, what?" at that spot too. 

[tulip]

I shocked the kids name was Vinnie.

This woman is out of her mind.

[Deleted]

The fuck?