tell me about passion parties

[walterismydog]

I love sex. I hate pyramid schemes. I would not go.

Adam and Eve and a bottle of wine are your friends.

[cheeseandcrackers]

Is it Pure Romance?

[karmasabiotch]

Over priced and high pressure sales. My name was written on an order sheet too. Then as people left my SIL laughed at what they ordered.

j/k about the SIL part.

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Is it weird that I brought my own toys to one?

Actually DH makes glass toys and I brought some to give away.

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All I'm gonna say is when the sales lady at the last one I went to whipped out the BOB that bends in the middle at up to a 90 degree angle in addition to rotating the crowd went wild and there no need for high pressure sales tactics.

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Buy yourself a Hitachi Magic Wand on the internet and save yourself the BS sales pitch.

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May 7, 2013 16:23:52 GMT -5 @wonderred said:

All I'm gonna say is when the sales lady at the last one I went to whipped out the BOB that bends in the middle at up to a 90 degree angle in addition to rotating the crowd went wild and there no need for high pressure sales tactics.

And what did you get out of it?

[walterismydog]

lol @ find your sizzle.

Seems totally legit.

[softspot]

I've been to lots & have never been pressured to buy. A few times I bought things while drunk that I would never use IRL.

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May 7, 2013 16:23:43 GMT -5 @mrsmarlowe said:

Is it weird that I brought my own toys to one?

Actually DH makes glass toys and I brought some to give away.

I still have that somewhere.

ETA:  HA!  Found it.  :::points down to next post for picture:::

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May 7, 2013 16:27:12 GMT -5 @kizmet said:

May 7, 2013 16:23:43 GMT -5 @mrsmarlowe said:

Is it weird that I brought my own toys to one?

Actually DH makes glass toys and I brought some to give away.

Glass toys?  Glass sexual toys?  Please explain this more.

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May 7, 2013 16:32:02 GMT -5 @wonderred said:

May 7, 2013 16:27:12 GMT -5 @kizmet said:

Glass toys?  Glass sexual toys?  Please explain this more.

Thanks! This is one of them Kizmet

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May 7, 2013 16:35:50 GMT -5 @mrsmarlowe said:

May 7, 2013 16:32:02 GMT -5 @wonderred said:

Thanks! This is one of them Kizmet

For the record it's not "used."  It's just a ridiculously gorgeous piece of artwork that I keep hidden in a drawer where DS can't find it.

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I have a glass one. It is amazing

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It's actually really heavy and solid. I can't imagine it shattering. But I'm still not putting up my hoo ha.

[walterismydog]

May 7, 2013 16:48:00 GMT -5 sameoldash said:

the thought of shoving glass in my polly pocket TERRIFIES me. what if it shatters?

WHAT IF IT SHATTERS???

lol! unless your polly pocket is like as hard as cement, it's not going to shatter! 

Glass blowers use some pretty HARD glass. 

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May 7, 2013 16:51:12 GMT -5 walterismydog said:

May 7, 2013 16:48:00 GMT -5 sameoldash said:

the thought of shoving glass in my polly pocket TERRIFIES me. what if it shatters?

WHAT IF IT SHATTERS???

lol! unless your polly pocket is like as hard as cement, it's not going to shatter! 

Glass blowers use some pretty HARD glass. 

hee hee hee
yes yes they do

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May 7, 2013 16:52:16 GMT -5 @kizmet said:

That's actually really pretty! Tee hee. :-)

Mine actually has a stand that shines light through it.

[bab]

May 7, 2013 16:48:00 GMT -5 sameoldash said:

the thought of shoving glass in my polly pocket TERRIFIES me. what if it shatters?

WHAT IF IT SHATTERS???

Dying at "polly pocket!"  OMG!!!

[bab]

Also sameoldash, I was at a work training today and was talking to a woman who works with substance abusers.  She said some people SOAK TAMPONS in alcohol and insert them so they wont test positive on an alcohol breath screening.

I cried. Real tears.

[vicky]

i'm sitting here cackling at polly pocket. fucking lol indeed.

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That's some fucking addict McGuyver shit right there with the tampon soaked in alcohol.

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May 7, 2013 19:03:14 GMT -5 bab said:

Also sameoldash, I was at a work training today and was talking to a woman who works with substance abusers.  She said some people SOAK TAMPONS in alcohol and insert them so they wont test positive on an alcohol breath screening.

I cried. Real tears.

WHOA!  Wait!  Back up the fucking bus a minute here.   I work with parents whose kids have been taken away by social services and my clients, more often than not, have to do UAs and random breath tests and they get caught doing all sort of crazy shit to get around them but I haven't heard of this one.  Until this very moment the whizzinator was my all time favorite but that bastard can hand it its trophy now.

[bab]

May 7, 2013 19:14:01 GMT -5 @wonderred said:

May 7, 2013 19:03:14 GMT -5 bab said:

Also sameoldash, I was at a work training today and was talking to a woman who works with substance abusers.  She said some people SOAK TAMPONS in alcohol and insert them so they wont test positive on an alcohol breath screening.

I cried. Real tears.

WHOA!  Wait!  Back up the fucking bus a minute here.   I work with parents whose kids have been taken away by social services and my clients, more often than not, have to do UAs and random breath tests and they get caught doing all sort of crazy shit to get around them but I haven't heard of this one.  Until this very moment the whizzinator was my all time favorite but that bastard can hand it its trophy now.

I had never heard of it either and I have been working in the field for YEARS!  I just did some googling and it looks like the vodka tampon is possibly a half-truth/half- urban legend.  I don't know.  I can't even imagine attempting that! 

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The thought of vodka up my twat makes me clench, squeeze, and choke back a tear.