I'm at the end of my rope here. Ask me anything

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Oh FFS I just accidentally deleted my entire post whining about my evening and impending tomorrow and asking for you all to distract me from them.   Screw the witty, gut enchantingly hilarious explanation.  I cannot possibly recreate it.   Just ask me anything or I'm going to wallow in my self absorbed, first world assholeishness more than I want to.

And go.

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This isn't about you - it's more about me.

How could I have possibly not known that the "Farrah" sex tape is not in fact made by Farrah Fawcett?

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May 7, 2013 21:31:12 GMT -5 hungrycaterpillar said:

This isn't about you - it's more about me.

How could I have possibly not known that the "Farrah" sex tape is not in fact made by Farrah Fawcett?

It's not?   Here, have a drink with me as I add that to my own list of first world problems. :drink:

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May 7, 2013 21:32:35 GMT -5 @wonderred said:

May 7, 2013 21:31:12 GMT -5 hungrycaterpillar said:

This isn't about you - it's more about me.

How could I have possibly not known that the "Farrah" sex tape is not in fact made by Farrah Fawcett?

It's not?   Here, have a drink with me as I add that to my own list of first world problems.

Cheers. Another question for you. What are you MOST Looking forward to this summer?

[CheshireGrin]

Are you a recently outed lurker, or just new? Or a name change?

I feel like I've only noticed you recently, but your posts keep cracking me up and/or making me nod in agreement.

And the dancing Grateful Dead bear only furthers this phenomenon.

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May 7, 2013 21:33:41 GMT -5 @breebirdy said:

What is your favorite type of wedding cake? Flavors? Frosting? (again, this is about me, lol)

Oh no, it's about me too because this is the one detail I have not yet mentally covered.    I'm a white cake gal with some sort of fruit filling.  Maybe lemon.  Maybe raspberry.   Love the look of fondant and all that can be done with it, but not a fan of the taste and texture.  I'm more into butter cream.  But stay away from royal blue frosting at all cost.  Lesson learned the hard way at my first wedding.

@mrsmarlowe would tell you that unless your cake includes a built in fountain with live swans it doesn't matter anyway.

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May 7, 2013 21:34:48 GMT -5 hungrycaterpillar said:

May 7, 2013 21:32:35 GMT -5 @wonderred said:

It's not?   Here, have a drink with me as I add that to my own list of first world problems.

Cheers. Another question for you. What are you MOST Looking forward to this summer?

It is weird that I'm ridiculously excited about finally meeting my F-ILs?   Ask me about that again after I've spent a week in a lake house with them.

[toph]

If you could love in any other state than where you live now, where would it be?

Who should play you in the movie of your life?

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May 7, 2013 21:34:51 GMT -5 CheshireGrin said:

Are you a recently outed lurker, or just new? Or a name change?

I feel like I've only noticed you recently, but your posts keep cracking me up and/or making me nod in agreement.

And the dancing Grateful Dead bear only furthers this phenomenon.

I've been around the Knot/Nest since 2005 but when the mass exodus happened last year I dropped off the national boards until just a few months ago.   I'm previously known as cynpav, lilcyndiluwho, and wonderred.

JERRY!

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May 7, 2013 21:37:29 GMT -5 mofongo said:

Have you ever incorporated an electrical, household cleaning appliance (such as a vacuum or steam mop) into your sexual activities?

Not yet but with SO being out of town for as long as he has I'm about ready to try anything. I was thinking the dust buster might be a good way to ease into things.

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May 7, 2013 21:38:56 GMT -5 toph said:

If you could love in any other state than where you live now, where would it be?

Def northern New Mexico

Who should play you in the movie of your life?

This chick...

[CheshireGrin]

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

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May 7, 2013 21:45:28 GMT -5 CheshireGrin said:

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

No no no... it's all about the sucking.  Licking alone just won't get the job done.

[toph]

You're about to get a tattoo. Where and what?

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May 7, 2013 21:41:26 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

May 7, 2013 21:31:12 GMT -5 hungrycaterpillar said:

This isn't about you - it's more about me.

How could I have possibly not known that the "Farrah" sex tape is not in fact made by Farrah Fawcett?

Lol.. but she's dead!  How did you think it was made by Farrah Fawcett?

I thought it was an old one - like something that had never been seen before. 

[TrickyBob]

Your bear is making me feel sad for the teddy grahams I'm inhaling.

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May 7, 2013 21:51:01 GMT -5 toph said:

You're about to get a tattoo. Where and what?

I'm gonna have the braid on my ankle turned into a black belt as soon as I get mine.

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May 7, 2013 21:36:46 GMT -5 @wonderred said:

May 7, 2013 21:33:41 GMT -5 @breebirdy said:

What is your favorite type of wedding cake? Flavors? Frosting? (again, this is about me, lol)

Oh no, it's about me too because this is the one detail I have not yet mentally covered.    I'm a white cake gal with some sort of fruit filling.  Maybe lemon.  Maybe raspberry.   Love the look of fondant and all that can be done with it, but not a fan of the taste and texture.  I'm more into butter cream.  But stay away from royal blue frosting at all cost.  Lesson learned the hard way at my first wedding.

@mrsmarlowe would tell you that unless your cake includes a built in fountain with live swans it doesn't matter anyway.

This is the truth

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Also about me -

My husband just got home on Monday morning at 5am from a weeklong trip overseas. He has been in bed since 5:30 am Monday and has only gotten up to shower/fix food and then go straight back to bed. He claims he is not sick. Just tired.

How much longer do I give him to recover from jet lag before I'm like GTFO of bed?

[alicenelson]

What do you think about the name... Oh, nevermind.

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May 7, 2013 22:07:22 GMT -5 hungrycaterpillar said:

Also about me -

My husband just got home on Monday morning at 5am from a weeklong trip overseas. He has been in bed since 5:30 am Monday and has only gotten up to shower/fix food and then go straight back to bed. He claims he is not sick. Just tired.

How much longer do I give him to recover from jet lag before I'm like GTFO of bed?

You give him as much time as I am going to give SO to get over the flesh eating man cold that is preventing him from driving back home from out of town tonight like he was supposed to. Then you beat his ass.

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May 7, 2013 22:07:26 GMT -5 alicenelson said:

What do you think about the name... Oh, nevermind.

I don't like it as much as Machyne Commander or Luke Skye Walker.   When in doubt just go with Navaeh and claim that, no really,  it is heaven spelled backwards.

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May 7, 2013 21:33:41 GMT -5 @breebirdy said:

What is your favorite type of wedding cake? Flavors? Frosting? (again, this is about me, lol)

White cake, fresh raspberry filling with Italian buttercream icing.

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May 7, 2013 22:30:48 GMT -5 @pjfranklin said:

May 7, 2013 21:33:41 GMT -5 @breebirdy said:

What is your favorite type of wedding cake? Flavors? Frosting? (again, this is about me, lol)

White cake, fresh raspberry filling with Italian buttercream icing.

See!  I was right!

[tdk2]

You would to rock the imaging world, FYI.


I hope tomorrow is a hellof a lot better for you!

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Ok ladies. Thank you. I'm tearing myself away now and knocking out one work project before I go to bed. Stop asking me things.