I really need someone to lay me.

[jlaw]

that's all I have to say about this.

Currently accepting head pats and maybe a little slap and tickle too.

[MWOS]

Sorry, I already used "I volunteer as tribute" today

[girlfriday11]

You need the sex?

[jlaw]

May 8, 2013 11:10:27 GMT -5 girlfriday11 said:

You need the sex?

that's an understatement.

[Deleted]

Here ya go.

[flex]

Join the club.

[jlaw]

May 8, 2013 11:16:54 GMT -5 loonylunalovegood said:

What happened to the beej guy?

He's still around but we have very conflicting schedules.

I did get a nearly nude photo last night... which is probably why I feel this way today. lol!

[jlaw]

He is so mofo-ing hot you guys. It's like against science or something.

[walterismydog]

If you just want to get laid, go to okcupid. It's like a sex farmer's convention.

Were you someone else before?

[underwaterrhymes]

I'm so excited for you! Your I got laid post happened the day I delivered so I missed it. A belated happy dance for you, as well as some fingers crossed it happens again soon.

[jlaw]

May 8, 2013 11:32:57 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

I'm so excited for you! Your I got laid post happened the day I delivered so I missed it. A belated happy dance for you, as well as some fingers crossed it happens again soon.

I did not get laid that day.  Things have happened.  No laying has happened - which makes me beyond sad.

but thanks

[studytime45]

Who is this?

[underwaterrhymes]

May 8, 2013 11:36:50 GMT -5 jlaw said:

May 8, 2013 11:32:57 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

I'm so excited for you! Your I got laid post happened the day I delivered so I missed it. A belated happy dance for you, as well as some fingers crossed it happens again soon.

I did not get laid that day.  Things have happened.  No laying has happened - which makes me beyond sad.

but thanks

Well then yay for some things and I will pray for future laying.

[jlaw]

May 8, 2013 11:37:41 GMT -5 RexManningDay said:

I always forget who you are and why I should care.

But then I remember the body. Oh, I remember the body ...

I'll be remember it on my death bed. lol