Cupcake girl has upgraded!

[vicky]

My little baby is growing up.

[TrickyBob]

Her cupcakes just always look like little poo piles on top of the cupcake. I KNOW that's mean but it's what I see, every time.

It looks like she finally cut the corner of a ziplock bag?


Buy her some frosting tips or let her know that Wilton usually has them on sale - she NEEDS them. lol

[kaybee85]

[flamingeaux]

Okay, who gave her directions to the wilton supplies at walmart? This is a travesty! Next thing you know she'll even put enough icing to cover the tops, and then what will we have???

[angelaa73]

There is something seriously wrong with her.

[janegold]

Those look...appetizing

[UMaineTeach]

Who does she think she is going to sell these things to?
I bet kids at a charity bake sale wouldn't pick them.
You have to practice to get better, but you do not have to post pictures of your over-browned, yet undercooked looking under filled, un-raised cupcakes with 3 different skimpy frosting techniques on your cupcake business page.

[TrickyBob]

I feel like I need to start an association for cupcake abusers and make her the honorary member.

[PennyCandy]

It looks like little piles of shit on each cupcake.

[cleo29]

They're just not good. I love a cupcake, but I would not want those.

[psychmom]

WHO IS ORDERING FROM HER?!

[agnes]

I love these posts.

[vicky]

May 9, 2013 19:57:20 GMT -5 UMaineTeach said:

Who does she think she is going to sell these things to?
I bet kids at a charity bake sale wouldn't pick them.
You have to practice to get better, but you do not have to post pictures of your over-browned, yet undercooked looking cupcakes with 3 different skimpy frosting techniques on your cupcake business page.

"Iced and ready to go to a carnival (I added sprinkles for a fun touch) 4 dozen cupcakes ready for an AM delivery!"

[TrickyBob]

May 9, 2013 19:58:50 GMT -5 vicky said:

May 9, 2013 19:57:20 GMT -5 UMaineTeach said:

Who does she think she is going to sell these things to?
I bet kids at a charity bake sale wouldn't pick them.
You have to practice to get better, but you do not have to post pictures of your over-browned, yet undercooked looking cupcakes with 3 different skimpy frosting techniques on your cupcake business page.

"Iced and ready to go to a carnival (I added sprinkles for a fun touch) 4 dozen cupcakes ready for an AM delivery!"

Nooooo.

WHO are these people ordering her poo cakes?! 

[dukesilver]

May 9, 2013 19:56:07 GMT -5 angelaa73 said:

There is something seriously wrong with her.

There has to be, right?  There is no way she thinks these look good otherwise.

[UMaineTeach]

May 9, 2013 19:54:35 GMT -5 flamingeaux said:

 Next thing you know she'll even put enough icing to cover the tops, and then what will we have???

I think she did that last week with the chocolate frosting she spread with a knife and got all over the liners.

[alzi]

those cupcakes make me sad.

[iamgrace]

This girl angers me.. Why be so fucking stingy with the icing. Whhhyy. I have so many questions.

[fuckyourcouch]

I think she is full of shit. She's just baking these fucked up poopcakes and dumping them after she "delivers"

[iamgrace]

May 9, 2013 20:01:27 GMT -5 alzi said:

those cupcakes make me sad.

They make me irrationally mad. Lol. 

[kaybee85]

Ooohh, SPRINKLES!

[iamgrace]

Like how can you possibly fuck up cupcakes so terribly? I'm pretty sure monkeys could do a better job.

[speckledfrog]

A cupcake girl post!

[angelaa73]

What carnival? The one in her living room? With all her stuffed animals ?

[thinkofthesoldiers]

What does she have against frosting? Seriously. WHY DOES SHE USE SO LITTLE? Has she never seen a real cupcake from a bakery?

[angelaa73]

My son makes better cupcakes

[underwaterrhymes]

Oh.

Oh dear.

[hisno1girl]

1. Her cupcakes are burned. That makes me sad.
2. Is she rationing her frosting? Doesn't she know that she is allowed to open another can? (It looks like  canned frosting)
3. I wonder how many people give her a call back for more cupcakes? My guess is none.

I'm going to look on Cake Wrecks to see if her cupcakes made the cut.

[underwaterrhymes]

Seriously.

Usually I think my cupcake making skills are about on par with cupcake girl, but these are beyond even my ability to screw up baking.

Jizz cupcakes. Yum.

[fuckyourcouch]

Also I giddily anticipate the day she starts posting randomly and comes across a cupcake girl post. C'mon fates!!