Post by ElizabethBennet on May 9, 2013 20:18:22 GMT -5
I just don't get this. At all. How is it possible that she thinks these are remotely attractive?
Is she like Jon Hamm in that episode of 30 Rock? You know the one where everyone lies to him all his life and doesn't let him know he really sucks because he's ridiculously good looking.
She used that canned frosting that's like easy cheese - the stuff you squirt directly on to the cupcake from the can. It sputters on the first cupcakes (bottom of the pan) and 1 can is good for 12 cupcakes, which is why she used so little. That's my guess. Otherwise, these cupcakes defy logic.
The ribbon like look makes me believe she used a ziplock bag with a corner cut, but she cut the corner too small.
I just don't understand. Who orders these shitty cupcakes? Why does she think they look good? Is she blind? Is she mentally disabled? I'm not kidding when I say my 7 year old son does a better job. I'm so baffled and confused.
Duuuuddde. The frosting isn't even the only issue. Those poor cupcakes are over mixed and over baked! They're brown on top! Those poor poor cupcakes. SHE KILLED THEM! MURDERER!
Duuuuddde. The frosting isn't even the only issue. Those poor cupcakes are over mixed and over baked! They're brown on top! Those poor poor cupcakes. SHE KILLED THEM! MURDERER!
No way in hell those taste good.
In all my years of making cupcakes, in all the dozens upon dozens of cupcakes I've made - I've never burnt the top of mine. I don't know HOW one would accomplish this either. I feel like that alone deserves a bronze medal.
Duuuuddde. The frosting isn't even the only issue. Those poor cupcakes are over mixed and over baked! They're brown on top! Those poor poor cupcakes. SHE KILLED THEM! MURDERER!
No way in hell those taste good.
In all my years of making cupcakes, in all the dozens upon dozens of cupcakes I've made - I've never burnt the top of mine. I don't know HOW one would accomplish this either. I feel like that alone deserves a bronze medal.
It's gotta be the batter. At first I thought they were corn muffins...
In all my years of making cupcakes, in all the dozens upon dozens of cupcakes I've made - I've never burnt the top of mine. I don't know HOW one would accomplish this either. I feel like that alone deserves a bronze medal.
It's gotta be the batter. At first I thought they were corn muffins...
Or she has her rack in the 2 upper most positions?
OMG, this cannot be real. Does she not know how to operate a real oven?
I'd imagine her oven level is about as fantastic as her frosting level.
hahahahaha
Sadly, you are probably right.
I'm with PP who said people cannot actually be paying for these cupcakes. Either she is donating them or she is just making them for herself to eat, and pretends to sell them to make herself feel better about eating cupcakes all the time.
I'd imagine her oven level is about as fantastic as her frosting level.
hahahahaha
Sadly, you are probably right.
I'm with PP who said people cannot actually be paying for these cupcakes. Either she is donating them or she is just making them for herself to eat, and pretends to sell them to make herself feel better about eating cupcakes all the time.
Vicky said these are being donated; right?
But I'm SO curious about that establishment that hired? contracted? her out to make cupcakes for them.
I'd imagine New York has MANY wonderful cupcake places, how can this girl be it for some people?
I just don't get this. At all. How is it possible that she thinks these are remotely attractive?
Is she like Jon Hamm in that episode of 30 Rock? You know the one where everyone lies to him all his life and doesn't let him know he really sucks because he's ridiculously good looking.
That is EXACTLY what I thought when I first learned of cupcake girl!
Also, of all the things to fixate on, what really infuriates me is the MISMATCHED LINERS. Every batch has mismatched liners! USE UP ALL OF ONE KIND AND THEN MOVE ON TO THE NEXT!
I just don't get this. At all. How is it possible that she thinks these are remotely attractive?
Is she like Jon Hamm in that episode of 30 Rock? You know the one where everyone lies to him all his life and doesn't let him know he really sucks because he's ridiculously good looking.
That is EXACTLY what I thought when I first learned of cupcake girl!
Also, of all the things to fixate on, what really infuriates me is the MISMATCHED LINERS. Every batch has mismatched liners! USE UP ALL OF ONE KIND AND THEN MOVE ON TO THE NEXT!
You hush up! Her mismatched cupcake liners are just the random nail polished nail of the cupcake world!