MY COCONUT OIL ARRIVED!

[fuckyourcouch]

Which cancer should I cure first?

i have a migraine, should I dunk my head in it*?

if amazon had rubbed it on the package, would it have arrived in 1 day for free instead of 2?





* no medical professional actually recommended it to me but they did suggest pain meds so close enough

[MWOS]

May 9, 2013 20:11:41 GMT -5 fuckyourcouch said:

Which cancer should I cure first?

i have a migraine, should I dunk my head in it*?

if amazon had rubbed it on the package, would it have arrived in 1 day for free instead of 2?





* no medical professional actually recommended it to me but they did suggest pain meds so close enough

If it doesn't work for amazon, it'll work on the UPS driver

[pursemeatballs]

This lady and her eyeshadow think that you should try oil pulling www.youtube.com/user/TropicalTraditions?v=KxV8onMSZAM
ETA: I think that I linked the wrong video. I have no idea what this lady is going on about. And if she fidgets with her shirt or hair one more time...

[thinkofthesoldiers]

May 9, 2013 20:13:25 GMT -5 MWOS said:

May 9, 2013 20:11:41 GMT -5 fuckyourcouch said:

Which cancer should I cure first?

i have a migraine, should I dunk my head in it*?

if amazon had rubbed it on the package, would it have arrived in 1 day for free instead of 2?





* no medical professional actually recommended it to me but they did suggest pain meds so close enough

If it doesn't work for amazon, it'll work on the UPS driver

Truth. Nothing makes a UPS driver come more quickly than coconut oil.

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May 9, 2013 20:17:28 GMT -5 thinkofthesoldiers said:

May 9, 2013 20:13:25 GMT -5 MWOS said:

If it doesn't work for amazon, it'll work on the UPS driver

Truth. Nothing makes a UPS driver come more quickly than coconut oil.

In more ways than one.

[thinkofthesoldiers]

Also, mine arrived today as well. I have already applied it to my dry heels. We will see how well it works its magic. My hands feel pretty soft from working the oil in. And I tasted it. I was surprised at that taste for some reason.

[MWOS]

May 9, 2013 20:17:28 GMT -5 thinkofthesoldiers said:

May 9, 2013 20:13:25 GMT -5 MWOS said:

If it doesn't work for amazon, it'll work on the UPS driver

Truth. Nothing makes a UPS driver come more quickly than coconut oil.

I see what you did there

[Yankees21]

I got mine yesterday..so far I've used it as hand cream, cooked stir fry with it, and will use it in my hair tonight. It's magic!

[cc]

I hear it is a good lube.

[fuckyourcouch]

May 9, 2013 20:19:12 GMT -5 thinkofthesoldiers said:

Also, mine arrived today as well. I have already applied it to my dry heels. We will see how well it works its magic. My hands feel pretty soft from working the oil in. And I tasted it. I was surprised at that taste for some reason.

I spent 5 minutes huffing the jar. It smells so good!

[fuckyourcouch]

May 9, 2013 20:24:06 GMT -5 kooshball said:

And now all your problems have been solved?

It paid off my mortgage and my car! Thanks coconut oil!

[pantsparty]

Is there a reason you haven't fixed the economy yet? SELFISH!

[thinkofthesoldiers]

May 9, 2013 21:17:19 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

it makes THE best popcorn.

Tell me about this.

[thinkofthesoldiers]

Ok, so now I know what dinner will be tomorrow night. Thanks!

[MWOS]

May 9, 2013 21:20:15 GMT -5 mofongo said:

Snort some, see what happens. You make fart rainbows.

If I had a dollar for every time someone has said this to me...

[demelza]

I own no coconut oil nor have I ever tried coconut oil for anything. I legitimately had a dream about eating the coconut oil popcorn a few weeks ago after so many raved about it on here. I need to get me some of the magic stuff!!!

[pursemeatballs]

May 9, 2013 21:23:57 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

AND PIE CRUST MADE WITH COCONUT OIL. Dear god.

I can attest to this. I made a green curry pot pie with homemade coconut oil crust and it was delicious. And I hate pie.

[cheeseandcrackers]

i used some on my hair tonight.. it is sooooooooft

[fuckyourcouch]

May 9, 2013 21:18:25 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

Is there a reason you haven't fixed the economy yet? SELFISH!

[thinkofthesoldiers]

May 9, 2013 21:32:09 GMT -5 demelza said:

I own no coconut oil nor have I ever tried coconut oil for anything. I legitimately had a dream about eating the coconut oil popcorn a few weeks ago after so many raved about it on here. I need to get me some of the magic stuff!!!

Don't bother trying Amazon. I ordered the last one.

[thinkofthesoldiers]

Also, apparently I've been indoctrinated because as soon as I had slathered it all over my body, I read 101 things to do with coconut oil (lube was listed, btw) and then called my mom and was like, "You need to try coconut oil. It will help with your arthritis and make your hair soft. It will make Dad's hair grow back. And if the dog has skin issues, use it with him too." Essentially it is the snake oil of 2013.

[fuckyourcouch]

Mittens is all greasy from his own coconut oil order arriving. Obviously.