Post by amberatkins on May 12, 2012 16:52:34 GMT -5
My dog is wandering around moping and staring at her water dish. She wants me to refill it. Unfortunately she's so thirsty because she just ate all my popcorn. And I'm a vindictive bitch and she can wait until I feel like going to the sink. Animal abuse?
Post by amberatkins on May 12, 2012 17:01:38 GMT -5
Geez, I keep her water bowl filled all day. It just needed to be refilled and I'm making her wait a few minutes. But yeah, I'm a jerk. And she's a drama queen. Isn't anyone sad that she ate all my popcorn?
Geez, I keep her water bowl filled all day. It just needed to be refilled and I'm making her wait a few minutes. But yeah, I'm a jerk. And she's a drama queen. Isn't anyone sad that she ate all my popcorn?
Yes, I'm sad that you let her eat something that is probably going to make her sick.
"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny
Post by amberatkins on May 12, 2012 17:08:16 GMT -5
Wow, I've incited swearing already? I set my popcorn down to help my child for 30 seconds. She helped herself. I didn't beat her. I just did not jump to to soothe her poor salty mouth as soon as she pouted at me. Holy moly. I knew I was being a slight jerk, but I didn't realize the love you all have for my sassy dog.
Post by amberatkins on May 12, 2012 17:13:50 GMT -5
Well, it's been real, but now I have to go either A) Walk my dogs (yes, not one but TWO dogs doomed to have me as an owner) or B) Throw them and break their legs. Which one will it be??? Oh, the suspense!
Post by amberatkins on May 12, 2012 17:15:57 GMT -5
Oh, and she's already gotten her water because they get dinner before walk time and I refilled it then. And for pete's sake, where can I set a bowl of popcorn down for a minute when my kid yell where a golden retriever CAN'T reach it?