Epic FB Meltdown

[gretchenindisguise]

Oh oh oh - this is the restaurant that was on Kitchen Nightmares.

You must go watch the episode. I think H found it on youtube.

it as epic.

It was the ONLY restaurant Ramsey has ever just walked out of.

[pugz]

can I get a synopsis of the episode? What were they doing wrong?

[Deleted]

whoa.

[gretchenindisguise]

Yelling at customers.

Yelling at ramsey.

basically take that FB status update and imagine the kind of wretchedness they were spewing to everyone around them. One of the yelp reviews talks about how it's cheaper to just go to their restaurant because it's cheaper than hiring someone to be masochistic towards him.

They'd had over 100 employees in less than a year. And the wife owner (who wrote that FB status) cannot take a single ounce of criticism. Her husband was trying, but she couldn't handle it. She says things like "I've never had a single compaint about that before!" when she obviously has, and now the husband just throws it away before she can see it.

You really should watch it. It is greatly entertaining.

[wannabe]

this is HILARIOUS! oh man, so many things.

[vanillacourage]

Please tell me they are father & daughter and not husband & wife. 

[deanlicker78]

OMG those people are crazy!

[gretchenindisguise]

May 14, 2013 14:27:57 GMT -5 vanillacourage said:

Please tell me they are father & daughter and not husband & wife. 

Husband and Wife.

Sorry.

[emasaurus]

I AM WONDER WOMAN!

[Kit]

This is so many kinds of awesome.

[Deleted]

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

[cheeseandcrackers]

oh my

[Deleted]

 Oh my. These people are so many shades of crazy!

[mbcdefg]

"Are you taking reservations for lunch tomorrow?"

SNORT!

ETA: And they linked to their Yelp review page. I had to choke back a laugh at the Capri Sun comment:

My bro Tommy and I were out at this entertainment lounge in Scottsdale
called Babe's Cabaret.  After a couple Shirley Temples, Tommy got the
nerve to ask out a couple of gals that worked at the club.  The girls
said, "Sure, let's go Amy's Baking Company, we don't have to make
reservations and they resell cakes that are f'king delicious." So we
jump in my 1987 Eldorado Starfire and roll on down to Amy's Baking Co.
 Tommy and the gals were in the back mixing up some pineapple daquiris
on the ride over - so when we got there they were pretty loose.  I had a
Capri Sun Mountainberry Cooler.  I had to be the responsible driver and
needed to stay hydrated.  So we get to the restaurant, and this guy
named Wolf greets us at the door.  He just finished up filming American
Gladiators and was just trying to make a little scratch by working at
Amy's.  Since we were living it up with these two smoking hot gals (one
looked like a mix between Hermione Granger and Queen Latifa but hotter)
we decided to say what the hell - and we order 2 large pepperoni pizzas.
They were f'king delicious. Then Tommy totally f'd everything up when
the waitress asked us if we wanted any of their cakes.  He said we
couldn't afford it, the chicks went f'king bat sht crazy and started
hitting Tommy.  I get a call from my cousin telling me that my friend
Ricky is down to go to Aaz Exotic, so I got in my Eldorado Starfire and
hit the road, leaving Tommy with these two chicks who he apparently
banged out later.

[Deleted]

What's all this about reselling?

Are they buying Twinkies and wrapping them in cellophane or something?

[luckyval]

This is her Facebook guys and she FORBIDS us from spreading hate!

[Deleted]

This is hilariously terrible. omg.

[anlo]

WE WILL START A GENERATION OF TRUTHFULNESS!!!

OMG. This is perfection.

[karmasabiotch]

Loved that episode.

[emasaurus]

May 14, 2013 14:27:57 GMT -5 vanillacourage said:

Please tell me they are father & daughter and not husband & wife. 

Well, this is kind of a shitty way to be.

[luckyval]

I had to check out their fb page. It's too much. They got into an argument over reproducing and this was the restaurant owners answer:

WE ARE HAVING A BABY, WE WERE PLANNIG ON LATER, BUT WE ARE GETTTING PREGANT SOON JUST TO SHOW EVERYONE HERE WHAT WE CAN DO.

[gretchenindisguise]

I think the reselling is that on the episode they were calling raviolis homemade. When they weren't - they were frozen. And apparently awful.

[mbcdefg]

She sounds like Officer McLoughlin from the old NEY board.

[Deleted]

This lady is crazycakes! oh my gosh.

[beans]

Oh wow. I always laugh at restaurants that go on a show with him and then expect him not to criticize them. Like, the show is for restaurants that are failing or not doing well, and he is going to have some critiques to help them do better. He was actually really reasonable with those crazy people!! lol.

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[demelza]

I kind of wish I was crazy like that lady. Living in my own little world where I was never to be questioned, the most perfect at everything. Oh to be that delusional.

[deanlicker78]

May 14, 2013 14:44:24 GMT -5 luckyval said:

I had to check out their fb page. It's too much. They got into an argument over reproducing and this was the restaurant owners answer:

WE ARE HAVING A BABY, WE WERE PLANNIG ON LATER, BUT WE ARE GETTTING PREGANT SOON JUST TO SHOW EVERYONE HERE WHAT WE CAN DO.

WE CAN HAVE THE SEX! lol

[pugz]

I do like Restaurant Impossible but I hate Gordon Ramsey so can't watch his shows anymore.

[agnes]

They should change the name of the restaurant to Crazy Cakes.