I ate alpaca for lunch today

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And then I had diarrhea about 45 minutes later.

The end.

[annyong]

(heart) 

[fuckyourcouch]

Montezumalpaca's revenge you monster!

[annyong]

And  </3 I suppose.

[Marle]

Oh no! Are you feeling better?

However, I'm glad I have now a good excuse not to try alpaca. Thank you.

[vicky]

serves.
you.
right.







j/k, was it delicious? did it make you poo because it is fatty like pork?

[MWOS]

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Delicious. I'd do it again.

Diarrhea and all. LOL.

I suspect the alpaca alone did not cause the shits. It was probably the very rich pasta and sauce that accompanied it.

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May 16, 2013 17:50:02 GMT -5 Marle said:

Oh no! Are you feeling better?

It's the end of alpaca as we know it, and I feel fine.

[Jalapeñomel]

It's pretty good. And lean.

[vicky]

May 16, 2013 17:51:15 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Delicious. I'd do it again.

Diarrhea and all. LOL.

I suspect the alpaca alone did not cause the shits. It was probably the very rich pasta and sauce that accompanied it.

that sounds really interesting. alpaca+pasta? what kind of sauce? i am intrigued.

[snickers]

Hmmm. I have never considered eating an apaca, and I don't think this thread convinced me to try it either.
Glad your feeling better.

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May 16, 2013 17:52:55 GMT -5 vicky said:

May 16, 2013 17:51:15 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Delicious. I'd do it again.

Diarrhea and all. LOL.

I suspect the alpaca alone did not cause the shits. It was probably the very rich pasta and sauce that accompanied it.

that sounds really interesting. alpaca+pasta? what kind of sauce? i am intrigued.

The official description was as follows: ESTOFADO DE ALPACA -- Alpaca stew estofado, tagliatelle, aji amarillo sauce, fried organic fertile egg.

Looked like this (not my photos):



My friend got the HAMBURGESA Alpaca & lamb patty, pickled cucumbers, avocado, aji amarillo yogurt dressing (also not my photo):

[cc]

People eat alpaca? And WTF does it mean by fertile egg? I feel like I live in a food bubble.

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I have no idea what "fertile egg" means. LOL.

Alpaca is not an unusual ingredient in Peruvian cuisine.

[MWOS]

You lost me at fertile egg. That's an EWCM sauce, isn't it?

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May 16, 2013 17:56:35 GMT -5 @fucksticklegit said:

I had no idea people eat alpaca.  They are so cute and soft!! 

So are bunnies, though, and they are delicious. 

[TrickyBob]

I'm assuming fertile egg means it's the Russian roulette of eggs. You either get a baby chicken on top of your dinner or a poached egg.

[Marle]

May 16, 2013 18:04:45 GMT -5 MWOS said:

You lost me at fertile egg. That's an EWCM sauce, isn't it?

Another great reason not to try it.

[Jalapeñomel]

You went to a Peruvian restaurant!

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May 16, 2013 18:04:45 GMT -5 MWOS said:

You lost me at fertile egg. That's an EWCM sauce, isn't it?

I don't know what that means.

I'm happy to remain ignorant.

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May 16, 2013 18:09:16 GMT -5 Jalapeñomel said:

You went to a Peruvian restaurant!

Here.

These are pics from an old visit to its former location.

[shostakovich]

I feel like I'm going to get the shits just looking at that photo. My GI tract is not what it used to be...

[lucky513]

I would eat that

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May 16, 2013 18:30:34 GMT -5 pennypenny said:

You are always eating stuff that gives you the shits. Why do you do this to yourself?

Not "always."  Please see shits poll.

In any event, how could I have predicted this would cause diarrhea?

[annyong]

That looks delicious. I'd eat the crap out of it. Har har.

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May 16, 2013 18:02:06 GMT -5 cc said:

People eat alpaca? And WTF does it mean by fertile egg? I feel like I live in a food bubble.

This is me

[mirandahobbes]

Fertile egg? I would've thought I'd get a piece of chicken.