Everyone I want to write an open letter to has a chance of stumbling across this board so I better not. Or at least I'll have to go find another person to write to...
Dad, Please behave when you are here this weekend. Please refrain from saying dumb/racist/ethnocentric/crazy shit in front of the ILs or the parents of the kids in the boys' class. Please don't be negative about everything and don't pick a fight with my wife. signed, very nervous about the impending visit.
weather, today you are perfect. Warm, low humidity, breezy..lovely. Could I have a repeat of this tomorrow? I know the forecast says cloudy and 50/50 chance of rain, but I have 12 6y-7y olds invading my house tomorrow and I am afraid that if I can't let them outside, my house will be destroyed. signed, a grateful mom
Post by viciouskittie on May 17, 2013 15:33:38 GMT -5
Dear Universe, I'm not sure who I pissed off, or what atrocities I committed in a past life, but 2013 has so far been awful. I am truly sorry for whatever it was I did; can we make the rest of this year better? Please? Signed, Frustrated
Dear Family, I've been very clear with what I need from you, and I'm not getting it. I'm sorry, but I need to take a little time out from you all. Signed, Unloved
Dear Friends, Some of you are very new to my "tribe", but I am so blessed to have you. In the midst of this crappy week I've had surprise flower & chocolate deliveries, a really sweet treat, and a very thoughtful gift. This weekend I am going to see one of you to accept the most gracious offer ever made to me. I am so thankful I have you guys. Signed, Loved
Post by mommiebear on May 18, 2013 17:08:27 GMT -5
Partner -- I wish you can get off your butt and help raise our son. I also wish you would move forward on the housing hunt. It seems to me that you're lacking the motivation to do anything around here. What is your priority? Your other half
Little Bear -- As much as I love you.. I would love it if you can gain the weight you need, poop daily (instead of every three to four days), and to stop nursing. I am having a thought time insisting that you quit nursing after 37 months.. can you please help? Mommy
Allergies -- just go away and take the pain with you! I want to be able to breath clearly and not have to sneeze out boggies. The suffer!
Dear Sam, I love that you now recognize me and momma vs other people. While it makes me feel really special, could you not scream bloody murder when anyone else gets near or touches you. It can really put a damper on outings when someone just looking like they will touch you sets you off. Love, Mom
Dear Jacob, I think you have hit the 4 month wakefuls and getting up every two hours then deciding that 3am is an acceptable time to start your day is not ok! I would also appreciate it if you would take a nap longer than 20 minutes. Love, Mom missing her sleeping child
Dear current job, I am having problems finding motivation knowing my last day is Friday. Could you please stop installing sites that need training before I leave and could you stop asking me to complete online HR training by Wednesday when my last day is this week. Signed, Annoyed and done already