Anyone doing office lottery pools?

[amberlyrose]

We only do one for the big jackpots.

It got me thinking, since we are such a small office, what would happen to our company if we all didn't show up on Monday.
We are the corporate office to about 500 other employees, so no one would get paid, checks wouldn't get processed.. it would be a mess.
I'd probably show up Monday out of guilt until my position was re-hired.
Plus, my boss isn't here so he'd be the lone one without a fortune come Monday. Poor guy.

[falada45]

Yup. We have 10 playing for tomorrow's drawing. I'm buying the tickets since our regular guy is out on vacation. *fingers and toes and arms and legs crossed!!*

[amberlyrose]

We bought 67 tickets this go.

One time, we bought like 43 or something and did not get one single number from the draw. How is that statistically possble?!

[Deleted]

well, then your boss can come do all the work! lol.

Honestly, when I worked, I always figured I'd come back for a bit if I ever won the lottery. It would be great, because all of my CW's would be really extra nice to me, and if a customer was an asshole I could just be like "Eat a bag of dicks, jerkface!" and hang up/walk out. It would be the BEST DAY OF WORK EVER.

And I'd order a huge ridiculous catered lunch for everyone.

[amberlyrose]

May 17, 2013 16:44:06 GMT -5 @jezebel said:

well, then your boss can come do all the work! lol.

Honestly, when I worked, I always figured I'd come back for a bit if I ever won the lottery. It would be great, because all of my CW's would be really extra nice to me, and if a customer was an asshole I could just be like "Eat a bag of dicks, jerkface!" and hang up/walk out. It would be the BEST DAY OF WORK EVER.

And I'd order a huge ridiculous catered lunch for everyone.

This would be fun.
"Whatcha gonna do?! Fire me? No catered lunch for you!"

[hisno1girl]

We did!

I also posted on my FB that if anyone re-posts pictures of the alleged winner because of his/her promise to give away $1M of his/her fortune, I will bitchslap them.

[Dusky]

We've got a pool going. About half of the staff participated so if we did win I'd be very glad I don't work Mondays.