My H talks to people on the phone while he is pooping.

[zoidberg]

He used to try to do this to me when we were first together, but I shut that mess right down.

Why does he do this?

[cleo29]

he's a busy guy! It's all about multitasking.

[UnderProtest]

Because he spends so much time in the bathroom pooping that he has to make up some efficiency???

[zoidberg]

I guess.

Mostly, I just like to poop while I'm pooping.

[thinkofthesoldiers]

May 18, 2013 22:01:26 GMT -5 zoidberg said:

He used to try to do this to me when we were first together, but I shut that mess right down.

Why does he do this?

Did you plug it right up?

[zoidberg]

I pinched that shit off right then and there.

[sherbanator]

How rude!

[textbookcase]

Mine does, too, wtf? He also spends approximately an hour at a time on the toilet. What is he doing in there??

[zoidberg]

I know! I can be in and out in 3 minutes or less. He sets up camp.

[textbookcase]

May 18, 2013 22:34:06 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

May 18, 2013 22:30:50 GMT -5 textbookcase said:

Mine does, too, wtf? He also spends approximately an hour at a time on the toilet. What is he doing in there??

Ha.  What I imagine all guys do when they are in the bathroom longer than 15 minutes.. 

LOL, for real, though...he's just sitting there playing on the phone. He leaves the door open. My ass would go numb if I sat on the toilet for a freaking hour. Ever heard of a couch, buddy?

[pantsparty]

May 18, 2013 22:01:26 GMT -5 zoidberg said:

He used to try to do this to me when we were first together, but I shut that mess shit right down.

FTFY

[snickers]

Ohh gross!
It does not take my H 1 hour to poop, maybe this will develop once we have children, lol.

[hisno1girl]

May 18, 2013 22:30:50 GMT -5 textbookcase said:

Mine does, too, wtf? He also spends approximately an hour at a time on the toilet. What is he doing in there??

Husband Twinsies!

My DH does this too. 

We leave for church at 11 and at 10 I tell him that we're leaving in an hour and he runs into the bathroom and stays there until I'm walking out the door.

I think men just like to sit on the throne.