The Case Of The Trash, by YA KNOW

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Friday:
I'm not sure what is going on, but I know I put the garbage can out last night before I went to bed, and I know this because it was during commercial break of Grey's Anatomy, I put a bag out of the kitchen garbage can into the outside one and set it out to be taken today. Well, I get up after the garbage truck has gone and I never brought the can back from the side of the road. The bag I put in it last night is missing but the rest of garbage is still in my can and back in the place it was before I set it out last night. Now the garbage people come after DH leaves for work, but before I get up or while I'm in the shower. I don't know if he thought because the can wasn't completely full that they already came before he left, but why would only one bag be missing? This makes me mad!

Today:
So I found out why y garbage can was not out where I put it yesterday. My lovely husband decided to take a big bag of garbage the we cleaned out of the shed and put out and took the top bag out of the can in that bag to completely fill it. So now I have stinky garbage that could have gone yesterday, but will have to wait until Monday night to go out to be taken on Tuesday.

247 words about the fact that the garbage...didn't all...get picked up?  247 words and I still have no idea what happened.