Speaking of gross...

[kams]

Judge me, I'm disgusting!!

I do my long workouts during the week, so for me that was yesterday and today.

Seriously, something gross happened in every workout! It's as if the board was watching me, waiting to shame me!

In Masters yesterday morning, I realized I had a booger hanging out of my nose. I'm the only girl on my team. I'm quite certain every guy saw and didn't know how to say anything to me. lmao.

Then, I did my long run and had to make a VERY emergency pit stop thanks to some funky GI stuff. Only redemption - i had tissues in the zip pocket of my handheld.Seriously, I squatted in the woods twice. Go home, stomach, you're drunk!

Today I wore a dirty sports bra that was in the clean hamper (thx H). i realized when halfway through my ride i could smell my stank. And, while it's only disgusting to the health nuts on here, we stopped after our long ride at McDonald's and I ate a Big Mac and a coke. And it hit the spot. I've haven't done that since college (though I'll eat a 5 guys burger any day).

All tmi, but it just figured that as soon as we are talking about how gross everyone is, I have the grossest two days ever.

[joenali]

You can be president of the disgusting club and I will be Vice President.

[venice2007]

Mcds sounds heavenly! :-)

[kams]

Thanks for the nom joenali

[skwcm80]

I thought very hard about getting a Big Mac today, so I am not judging, I'm jealous.

[Wines Not Whines]

I think your pit stop may have been for something else, but I've lost track of the number of times I've peed behind some foliage during a long run. Maybe I should make a separate post about that.

[pixy0stix]

I snot boogers out my nose every.single.time. I swim. My daughter has inherited the tendency. We're lovely during swim class.

[hannahb]

Ha! The GI thing happened to me on Tuesday. Ran from the gym with plans to lift after. It hit all of a sudden but I knew there was a porta pot not too far. Well the porta pot was gone! Luckily there was a wooded area but I had no tissues. Yeah, I used my sock and left it there.

[kams]

Thank you for making me feel better ladies! It was like the "nastyass" cloud was hovering over me threatening rain at every turn.

And socks in the emergency nature squat is a good idea. For some reason I was thinking I would just rip the liner out of my shorts and use that. Lol. Long run musings...

[emilyj]

I have been hit hard with allergies. I feel like I should apologize in advance to everyone on my masters team for what will come out of my nose tomorrow during practice. How's that for gross?

[joenali]

May 23, 2013 16:44:22 GMT -5 kams said:

Thanks for the nom joenali

Speeeech!!!!!

[CallingAllAngels]

You wanna know gross? I swam on lunch hour today. I leaked water all afternoon. I am pretty sure it wasn't pee but pool water. I'm not sure how that happens. Is this thing?

[zoidberg]

I have a lot of outdoor allergies, so it seems like I always have booger problems when I'm running. C'est la vie!

[mcc]

I've also never gotten the trots from running, although I think it's probably my body having poop issues more so than anything else. I commend you kams for telling us this!

[kams]

May 23, 2013 19:11:26 GMT -5 mcc said:

I've also never gotten the trots from running, although I think it's probably my body having poop issues more so than anything else. I commend you kams for telling us this!

Oh, you are so very welcome, lol.

I have issues with dairy - I think that was my problem.

[zoidberg]

May 23, 2013 19:30:50 GMT -5 kams said:

May 23, 2013 19:11:26 GMT -5 mcc said:

I've also never gotten the trots from running, although I think it's probably my body having poop issues more so than anything else. I commend you kams for telling us this!

Oh, you are so very welcome, lol.

I have issues with dairy - I think that was my problem.

I do not normally have issues with dairy, but I absolutely cannot have it before I run. Terrible, terrible things happen.

[mcc]

May 23, 2013 19:30:50 GMT -5 kams said:

May 23, 2013 19:11:26 GMT -5 mcc said:

I've also never gotten the trots from running, although I think it's probably my body having poop issues more so than anything else. I commend you kams for telling us this!

Oh, you are so very welcome, lol.

I have issues with dairy - I think that was my problem.

Ah, gotcha.  I don't eat dairy.  I get stress fractures instead of trots!  

[joenali]

I thought I was going to poop my drawers when I was swimming this morning. That would have meant a pool closure. I was trying to see if I could just get through my workout, but every single flip turn could have been disaster! I ended up getting out, but then it takes 7 minutes just to get your suit back on in the right place!!

[kams]

May 23, 2013 20:19:44 GMT -5 mcc said:

May 23, 2013 19:30:50 GMT -5 kams said:

Oh, you are so very welcome, lol.

I have issues with dairy - I think that was my problem.

Ah, gotcha.  I don't eat dairy.  I get stress fractures instead of trots!  

[taratru]

I think there is something seriously wrong with me, because NONE of this post sounds gross to me. Poop happens, y'all.

[kams]

May 23, 2013 20:23:43 GMT -5 joenali said:

I thought I was going to poop my drawers when I was swimming this morning. That would have meant a pool closure. I was trying to see if I could just get through my workout, but every single flip turn could have been disaster! I ended up getting out, but then it takes 7 minutes just to get your suit back on in the right place!!

Omg that's the WORST! And it's so the flip turns that get you. I *think* my butt comes out of the water sometimes (maybe always?) during my turn, and I think I farted above water once.


lol lol lol I'm the picture of classy today.

[mcc]

May 23, 2013 20:23:43 GMT -5 joenali said:

I thought I was going to poop my drawers when I was swimming this morning. That would have meant a pool closure. I was trying to see if I could just get through my workout, but every single flip turn could have been disaster! I ended up getting out, but then it takes 7 minutes just to get your suit back on in the right place!!

You don't do the pull down and over move?  When I was a lifeguard I never took my suit off to do business, just pulled the crotch down and over enough to one side.  Takes a bit of effort and coordination

[kams]

May 23, 2013 20:32:45 GMT -5 taratru said:

I think there is something seriously wrong with me, because NONE of this post sounds gross to me. Poop happens, y'all.

Moms of toddlers

[joenali]

May 23, 2013 20:33:56 GMT -5 mcc said:

May 23, 2013 20:23:43 GMT -5 joenali said:

I thought I was going to poop my drawers when I was swimming this morning. That would have meant a pool closure. I was trying to see if I could just get through my workout, but every single flip turn could have been disaster! I ended up getting out, but then it takes 7 minutes just to get your suit back on in the right place!!

You don't do the pull down and over move?  When I was a lifeguard I never took my suit off to do business, just pulled the crotch down and over enough to one side.  Takes a bit of effort and coordination

When I pee yes. Poop no.

[zoidberg]

May 23, 2013 20:33:31 GMT -5 kams said:

May 23, 2013 20:23:43 GMT -5 joenali said:

I thought I was going to poop my drawers when I was swimming this morning. That would have meant a pool closure. I was trying to see if I could just get through my workout, but every single flip turn could have been disaster! I ended up getting out, but then it takes 7 minutes just to get your suit back on in the right place!!

Omg that's the WORST! And it's so the flip turns that get you. I *think* my butt comes out of the water sometimes (maybe always?) during my turn, and I think I farted above water once.


lol lol lol I'm the picture of classy today.

At least it was above water and not bubbles.

[mcc]

May 23, 2013 20:35:35 GMT -5 joenali said:

May 23, 2013 20:33:56 GMT -5 mcc said:

You don't do the pull down and over move?  When I was a lifeguard I never took my suit off to do business, just pulled the crotch down and over enough to one side.  Takes a bit of effort and coordination

When I pee yes. Poop no.

I do it when I poop too.  I'm grosser than you?? YES!

[kams]

May 23, 2013 20:39:54 GMT -5 mcc said:

May 23, 2013 20:35:35 GMT -5 joenali said:

When I pee yes. Poop no.

I do it when I poop too.  I'm grosser than you?? YES!

OMG Ali, we have Sec of State!

[joenali]

May 23, 2013 20:39:54 GMT -5 mcc said:

May 23, 2013 20:35:35 GMT -5 joenali said:

When I pee yes. Poop no.

I do it when I poop too.  I'm grosser than you?? YES!

You win!!

[joenali]

May 23, 2013 20:41:57 GMT -5 kams said:

May 23, 2013 20:39:54 GMT -5 mcc said:

I do it when I poop too.  I'm grosser than you?? YES!

OMG Ali, we have Sec of State!

I second that motion!!

[mcc]

May 23, 2013 20:42:28 GMT -5 joenali said:

May 23, 2013 20:41:57 GMT -5 kams said:

OMG Ali, we have Sec of State!

I second that motion!!

Woohoo!