Omg that's the WORST! And it's so the flip turns that get you. I *think* my butt comes out of the water sometimes (maybe always?) during my turn, and I think I farted above water once.
lol lol lol I'm the picture of classy today.
At least it was above water and not bubbles.
I always get seriously gassy when I do abs. Cxworks crunches the farts right out!
'Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body. But rather, to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, screaming 'Woohoo! What a ride!' So every day is a holiday and every meal a feast."
You don't do the pull down and over move? When I was a lifeguard I never took my suit off to do business, just pulled the crotch down and over enough to one side. Takes a bit of effort and coordination
When I pee yes. Poop no.
I've done this in running shorts. (pee, not poo) One time it was raining and I couldn't find a good tree to pee behind, so I just pretended I was adjusting my shorts. Lalalala, nothing to see here