Can You Get Pregnant If...

[Glitter Tits]

a man ejaculates in your mouth and then you use your saliva as lubricant?
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[Llama in Mules]

Wouldn't you have to either swallow or spit first?

[Glitter Tits]

I don't know. What if there are some that get stuck in between your teeth and then swim out when you're lubing yourself up. It seems like a valid concern. What if your saliva was abnormally basic, and it didn't kill the sperm?

[Llama in Mules]

Then you're fucked.

[Deleted]

Yes, this is how A was conceived.

[EloiseWeenie]

Who doesn't love a good vaginal spit shine?

[Glitter Tits]

May 12, 2012 20:20:46 GMT -5 EloiseWeenie said:

Who doesn't love a good vaginal spit shine?

TBH, I don't. I think it feels slimey and gross.

[EloiseWeenie]

I'm seriously dying at these questions.

Can you become pregnant if you have undies and shorts on and just had dry sex but also forgot to take the pill?

Is it possible to test positive on a home pregnancy test if you had sex two days before you took the test and also if ovulation occured about twelve days prior?

Could you pregnant if you feel naseous after eating tender breast and have a late period but are losing weight?

Can males get pregnant?

Can you become pregnant without sex or the presence of sperm?

Is it possible to get a girl pregnant if your penis was 2-3 inches away from her vagina when you were messing around and your penis was dry?

You and your boyfriend were dry humping you were in a thong and he was naked and you went upstairs to talk to your mom and he finished himself when you were upstairs you changed your thong before you?


This one is not funny- Could you get pregnant if you had sex at least 20 or more times without a condom and you're twelve years old?

[Deleted]

May 12, 2012 20:30:58 GMT -5 EloiseWeenie said:

I'm seriously dying at these questions.

Can you become pregnant if you have undies and shorts on and just had dry sex but also forgot to take the pill?

Is it possible to test positive on a home pregnancy test if you had sex two days before you took the test and also if ovulation occured about twelve days prior?

Could you pregnant if you feel naseous after eating tender breast and have a late period but are losing weight?

Can males get pregnant?

Can you become pregnant without sex or the presence of sperm?

Is it possible to get a girl pregnant if your penis was 2-3 inches away from her vagina when you were messing around and your penis was dry?

You and your boyfriend were dry humping you were in a thong and he was naked and you went upstairs to talk to your mom and he finished himself when you were upstairs you changed your thong before you?


This one is not funny- Could you get pregnant if you had sex at least 20 or more times without a condom and you're twelve years old?

I swear I remember reading about some girl that got pregnant by getting semen on her pants. I was probably in 5th grade or 6th grade. I am sure it's an urban myth meant to scare teenagers out of dry humping.

[Glitter Tits]

I always wondered if strippers could get an STD when a man cums in his pants when she gives him a lapdance. Is that a dumb thought, or could it happen?

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May 12, 2012 20:44:07 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

I always wondered if strippers could get an STD when a man cums in his pants when she gives him a lapdance. Is that a dumb thought, or could it happen?

Maybe if the fabric is lighter and more porous. Like linen.

[Glitter Tits]

What about sweatpants? I can picture sweatpants in a strip club, but not linen pants.

[Deleted]

You would wear sweat pants to a strip club? I mean I guess if they are getting paid, you don't have to bring your A-game. But I would think you could at least manage some jeans.

[Glitter Tits]

I personally would not wear sweatpants ever, but if I were a skeezy dude getting a lapdance that wanted to cum in my pants, sweatpants seem like the best option.

[Llama in Mules]

The whole point of a strip club is it's a sure thing, you don't need to bring your A game.

[EloiseWeenie]

Confession: I've never been to a strip club
Question: Do guys seriously ejaculate while they're sitting in a room full of people while a glitter lotion wearing topless chick robs him?

ETA: robs seems harsh. These fools willing give up their money, which the strippers deserve for dealing with wet sweatpants.

[Glitter Tits]

Yes, they do.
I have been to the trashy strip club near our house a few times. The last straw was when I put a dollar in the girl's g-string that was dancing on stage and she removed the dollar bill, put it in my lap and then retrieved it with her teeth. Also, I didn't understand what the big deal with motorboating was, so I asked one of the strippers for boobs in the face and then my face smelled like BO afterward. Now I definitely do not understand the hype.

[Llama in Mules]

A stripper once told me I could lick her tits. I was nauseated... it was a nasty airport strip club.

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May 12, 2012 21:01:47 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

I personally would not wear sweatpants ever, but if I were a skeezy dude getting a lapdance that wanted to cum in my pants, sweatpants seem like the best option.

I would go with terry cloth. It seems to most resemble a towel.

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May 12, 2012 21:13:32 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

A stripper once told me I could lick her tits. I was nauseated... it was a nasty airport strip club.

I had no idea they had strip clubs in airports.

Also, they sure do. In college, My DH once went with a couple guys in his class. The one dude spent 80 bucks to cum in his pants.

[Glitter Tits]

I'm laughing at your edit, Eloise. And yuck, "wet sweatpants."

[Llama in Mules]

It was down the street from the airport, in LA, there was a whole strip of them.

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May 12, 2012 21:44:05 GMT -5 Llama in Mules said:

It was down the street from the airport, in LA, there was a whole strip of them.

It makes good business sense. You have a bunch of bored businessmen staying nearby.

[EloiseWeenie]

The town I live in has an extraordinary amount of strip clubs (Thanks Marines!). I do find it hilarious, when a strip club goes out of business, then it gets converted into a sports bar. . . and they always leave the poles up. The poles are not load bearing walls, people!

[overture]

This thread makes me want to take a shower.

ETA: with the hand shower attachment.

I have never been to a strip club either but I kind of want to. H says they're not as great as I think they are. But if we did go, I'd much rather go to the topless bars. The full nude ones don't serve alcohol, and really, I don't need to see the feminine mystique of women I would just end up feeling sorry for.

Also, Liz, your siggy quote is making me backwash into my margarita with laughter.

[EloiseWeenie]

May 12, 2012 22:20:56 GMT -5 overture said:

This thread makes me want to take a shower.

Are your sweatpants wet?

[overture]

I decided on seersucker instead.

[chuck]

May 12, 2012 22:20:56 GMT -5 overture said:

This thread makes me want to take a shower.

ETA: with the hand shower attachment.

I have never been to a strip club either but I kind of want to. H says they're not as great as I think they are. But if we did go, I'd much rather go to the topless bars. The full nude ones don't serve alcohol, and really, I don't need to see the feminine mystique of women I would just end up feeling sorry for.

Also, Liz, your siggy quote is making me backwash into my margarita with laughter.

Really? That is bizarre.

[meatywienert]

May 12, 2012 23:24:53 GMT -5 chuck said:

May 12, 2012 22:20:56 GMT -5 overture said:

This thread makes me want to take a shower.

ETA: with the hand shower attachment.

I have never been to a strip club either but I kind of want to. H says they're not as great as I think they are. But if we did go, I'd much rather go to the topless bars. The full nude ones don't serve alcohol, and really, I don't need to see the feminine mystique of women I would just end up feeling sorry for.

Also, Liz, your siggy quote is making me backwash into my margarita with laughter.

Really? That is bizarre.

It depends on the state. No alcohol at all nudes here, but you can BYOB to all nudes. In the neighboring state strippers always have to have the vag and nips covered. So you just bring your own cooler. I've been to more strip clubs than I should admit too. I have never had stripper boobs smell like BO though, usually baby powder. I don't think most dudes would wear sweat pants to a strip club because you can't hide a boner in sweat pants, but if you are going to one where the strippers boobs smell like BO maybe sweat pants are a go there...

[chuck]

May 12, 2012 23:43:19 GMT -5 meatywienert said:

May 12, 2012 23:24:53 GMT -5 chuck said:

Really? That is bizarre.

It depends on the state. No alcohol at all nudes here, but you can BYOB to all nudes. In the neighboring state strippers always have to have the vag and nips covered. So you just bring your own cooler. I've been to more strip clubs than I should admit too. I have never had stripper boobs smell like BO though, usually baby powder. I don't think most dudes would wear sweat pants to a strip club because you can't hide a boner in sweat pants, but if you are going to one where the strippers boobs smell like BO maybe sweat pants are a go there...

What the hell. Really?? For some reason I think it's sleazier to be sober at the peelers than not. Not that it's sleazy to go to strip clubs. Maybe that's weird but I just associate the two *ahem* "activities with each other. I'll just stop now.

I agree that sweat pants and BO boobs seem to go together.