I am never going to make it.

[themysteriouswife]

I always end up sounding like an idiot or being semi-flammed on ML. lol I don't think they like me very well. I am trying to find a new board. I don't think it is a good fit. The loofa post had me cracking up. 

[gogadgetgo]

You recovered nicely with the Christmas tree loofah.

That thread has me neglecting my kids. I'm dying over here.

[themysteriouswife]

My kid is neglecting me today. She got a bunch of new books and puzzles. She is too busy. I asked earlier if she wanted to play and she said maybe later.

[themysteriouswife]

And the Christmas tree is amazing.

[gogadgetgo]

Mine are both napping now so I'm enjoying an iced coffee and chocolate covered pretzels before I go shower.

Yeah, I'm that person who doesn't shower until 2 pm these days.

[themysteriouswife]

Um, I haven't done shit. My sink is full of dirty dishes. My hair is in a ponytail. I am dressed. To be clear I am only dressed due to my boot. If my PJs liked my boot, I would be in them. I don't have a bra on. H is due home in 30 min. I might get off my ass and clean something.

[bugandbibs]

Be productive ladies! You could be growing your own loofahs, ya know. I fully expect a loofah Christmas tree themysteriouswife.

[Deleted]

I thought your posts were funny, MW but I don't know that I fit on ML very well either, so there's that.

[gogadgetgo]

Hey, I actually showered, went to my dr appt with kids in tow, make dinner and survived a cranky toddler. I consider that productive

[gogadgetgo]

Jun 3, 2013 21:22:00 GMT -5 @thereigninglorelai said:

I thought your posts were funny, MW but I don't know that I fit on ML very well either, so there's that.

You're welcome to post here as much as you want. We need fresh blood

I hope you're surviving bedrest and your contractions have stopped.

[Deleted]

gogadgetgo, accomplishing that in a day practically makes you a superhero as far as I'm concerned. I count the day a success if I get my kid to the grocery store and back.

Also, the contractions were better today and then I almost passed out sitting in a chair waiting for the tub to fill. This baby better be damn cute because he's wreaking havoc on my body and I am not amused.

[themysteriouswife]

Jun 3, 2013 21:23:14 GMT -5 gogadgetgo said:

Hey, I actually showered, went to my dr appt with kids in tow, make dinner and survived a cranky toddler. I consider that productive

Show off!

[themysteriouswife]

Jun 3, 2013 21:22:00 GMT -5 @thereigninglorelai said:

I thought your posts were funny, MW but I don't know that I fit on ML very well either, so there's that.

[gogadgetgo]

Jun 3, 2013 21:41:08 GMT -5 @thereigninglorelai said:

gogadgetgo, accomplishing that in a day practically makes you a superhero as far as I'm concerned. I count the day a success if I get my kid to the grocery store and back.

Also, the contractions were better today and then I almost passed out sitting in a chair waiting for the tub to fill. This baby better be damn cute because he's wreaking havoc on my body and I am not amused.

The grocery store is a whole other can of worms

That baby is definitely grounded for all the havoc he's causing. I hope tomorrow is even better for you!

[bugandbibs]

Jun 3, 2013 21:23:14 GMT -5 gogadgetgo said:

Hey, I actually showered, went to my dr appt with kids in tow, make dinner and survived a cranky toddler. I consider that productive

Sounds like C and G need a playdate. How was your appointment?

[gogadgetgo]

Jun 4, 2013 10:33:24 GMT -5 bugandbibs said:

Jun 3, 2013 21:23:14 GMT -5 gogadgetgo said:

Hey, I actually showered, went to my dr appt with kids in tow, make dinner and survived a cranky toddler. I consider that productive

Sounds like C and G need a playdate. How was your appointment?

Got the all clear. My dr said I had no restrictions so sex am exercise are back on the table. Then she apologized for saying the word exercise in front of C. It was really funny.

And if you lived closer, there would be a plethora of play dates.