IHO LLL's pending fame, what would your Celeb Rider include?

[hisno1girl]

Mine:

1. Artist (haha) requires 6 cans (not plastic or glass bottle!!) of Diet Coke, iced.

2. Artist requires 6 bottles (glass, not plastic) of Perrier, iced.

3. 1 lemon and 1 lime, cut into fourths.

4. Thoroughly cleaned dressing and bathroom with bleach based cleaning agents.

5. One large glass bowl of salted cashews, walnuts, and pecans.

6. 1 fifth of Jim Beam, iced.

7. Hookers and blow!!!

8. Staff may not make eye contact with artist. Bowing is optional (lol)

9. HD TV w/cable connection for all MLB games, specifically the Detroit Tigers.

10. One deck of cards with large print numbers.

[papie]

1. Do not speak (or even look) at the artist before her third cup of coffee.
2. A fancy cappuccino machine is essential, only Illy beans will do.  Artist insists on making her own coffee.
3. Multiple bottles of red wine.
4. Cold fancy beer.
5. Chocolate.
6. Fresh fruits must be available at all times. 
7. DO NOT DISTURB.  Only speak when she speaks to you.  (LOL)
8. Fresh hot pizza on demand.

[luckyval]

1. A bowl of green M&Ms

2. A cooler full of local beers

3. Absolutely Fabulous and Animaniacs playing on 3 TVs on mute but with captions

4. Classic and Indie Rock songs hand picked by my assistant playing softly over the speaker

5. No less than 4 velvet fainting couches

6. Pellet ice for drinks

7. Red wine, chilled

8. Staff is to walk only around the outside of the velvet fainting couch circle

9. Personal sushi chef on hand

10. And, yeah, hookers and blow would be nice too

11. bonus: no fewer than two drag queens to keep things interesting

[luckyval]

Jun 6, 2013 13:30:53 GMT -5 @starflower22 said:

1. At least 5 puppies running freely about the room. Maybe a kitten or two up where the puppies can't reach.

Ok, I really love this. But I would also require a puppy/kitten wrangler

[falada45]

Jun 6, 2013 13:31:40 GMT -5 luckyval said:

3. Absolutely Fabulous and Animaniacs playing on 3 TVs on mute but with captions

:Y: I like that.

[LLL]

1. Personal masseuse
2. Fresh flowers
3. White faux fur throw
4. Silver tea service
5. Sushi
6. Dim lighting
7. Bose stereo system streaming soothing music
8. No direct eye contact
9. Personal stylist with at least 8 full wardrobe options
10. 90s and early 2000s era chick flicks playing preferably starring Hugh Grant or Colin Firth on several flat screen tvs

Is this ridiculous enough?

[urbancowgirl]

Ooh, this is fun!

1. A pitcher of freshly squeezed orange juice
2. A tray of jumbo cocktail shrimp and already-split crab legs, with lots of Old Bay on the side
3. A Squiggle cupcake from Crumbs
4. A bottle of Grey Goose, club soda, and limes with crushed ice
5. One lap cat
6. A person to remove my makeup and wash my face for me at the end of the event

[amberlyrose]

1. Expensive loose leaf tea and perfect temp water with local honey on hand
2. At least 10 vases of matching flowers around the room (roses, peonies, hydrangas, lillies depending on season)
3. Room temperature water in glass bottles
4. Basket of exotic fruits, ready to eat.
5. Dim lighting.
6. Music from my pandora station of choice playing softly.
7. 2-5 puppies (totally took this from pp, but I like it) and someone to clean their mess.
8. Fridge stocked with local craft beers and wine.
9. Room temp between 68-72, depending on outside weather.
10. Soft robes in white. One of each- silk, terry, and cashmere.

[ErinExpat]

1. 3-4 bouquets of peony and ranunculus
2. Fountain beverages on demand (including Dr. Pepper, Coke and Root Beer
3. Crudités
4. Grilled chicken sandwiches with herbs and aioli
5. My cat Emma and a contained play area for her when I'm out
6. A personal attendant for said cat
7. 3-4 bottles of Perrier citron
8. Chocolate cake
9. Comfy couch and TVs to stream chick-flicks

[angelaa73]

Stinky cheese ( I stole this from foo fighters, I shit you not!)

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i'll one up you LLL. i will mandate that colin firth himself must be available for cuddling and/or other activities prior to and after the performance. also, people who are not anti-gay must recreate the exact flavor of a chocolate chik-fil-a milkshake, and serve it to me in an eco-friendly insulated cup, presented on a silver platter. by colin firth.