OMG I am having the stinkiest farts in the history of human

[papie]

farts.

Seriously. 

Like, I normally like the smell of my own farts but these ones are hard to live with even for me. 

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You know it's bad when you disgust even yourself.

[gozf]

Lol. I cannot wait to meet you.

[papie]

@kizmet, I don't think so. Cherries? Last night I had pasta. This morning cereal and then yogurt and cherries for lunch.

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During my period I always get the most foul eggfarts. Horrific.

[papie]

Jun 6, 2013 14:16:45 GMT -5 @fucksticklegit said:

During my period I always get the most foul eggfarts. Horrific.

Oh that may be it. 

I always have egg farts.  My kid told me that she likes the smell of my farts because they smell like eggs.  But these are really really really rotten eggs, lol. 

[ndolehan]

I have the loudest farts. Even H's is impressed.

Unfortunately, this also means I cannot discretely fart in public.

[wambam]

I stink when I eat too much sugar.

And I frickin' love whole roasted garlic cloves. Love them. But my farts end up smelling like garlic. Gross.

[Alyssa]

[idoinjuly]

Lol! Maybe you and litebright should hang today.

[iamgrace]

I have tried to ban Cheerios from my house because they give H the most horrific smelling shits ever.

[laddie]

I made chili recently. The farts were awful. But, the chili was so good.

[cleo29]

that's the worst. lol