You know (or maybe you don't) how there's a warning...

[lilafowler]

I did NOT know this. It explains so many things...

[Deleted]

Ah, yes. Sweet (see what I did there?) memories of my days of Atkins. And yes, a serving means like half a piece of candy. Best to have a smaller serving of the real stuff. Good luck with that.

[fuckyourcouch]

i ate ONE sugar free caramel once. i was sick for 2 days. NEVER AGAIN

[kcr1972]

BF bought me sugar free gummy bears and I was miserable. I finally remembered to read the package. Maltitol.

I thought I would be ok buying candy sweetened with Splenda. Nope. Same affect. My stomach rumbled so loud he could hear it across the room.

[kcr1972]

Get any gas aid containing symethicone. Trust

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Who has that hot dog filler sig now?

[kcr1972]

Um no. Maybe 20 lbs of shit ago it might have. When it was still a bubble. But since you let that stuff percolate like last weeks Waffle House coffee, I'd say you are screwed. Good luck May the force be with you or er well not the force of your ass that is.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Go get an apple, and peel it, and grate it, and let it brown, and eat it. Trust.

[kcr1972]

No problem. I hope your ass feels better

[copperboom]

[MWOS]

so you got candy AND an elle-grade colon cleanse?

lucky.

[Bree Van de Kamp]

Fortunately, I was able to learn that little tidbit of information by witnessing the absolute worse happen to someone else.

A few years back, I went fishing with my grandfather and a few other people. We get into the middle of bumfuck Egypt, and out of the blue he tells me to come steer the boat...so he can hang his bare ass over the side of the boat. In a matter of moments, every oz. of water in the whole damn lake was polluted.

Turns out he had accidentally taken my diabetic grandmother's sugar-free Jelly Bellys(ies?) instead of his own. His mistake traumatized so, so many people.

[TrickyBob]

Jun 7, 2013 0:41:38 GMT -5 Bree Van de Kamp said:

Fortunately, I was able to learn that little tidbit of information by witnessing the absolute worse happen to someone else.

A few years back, I went fishing with my grandfather and a few other people. We get into the middle of bumfuck Egypt, and out of the blue he tells me to come steer the boat...so he can hang his bare ass over the side of the boat. In a matter of moments, every oz. of water in the whole damn lake was polluted.

Turns out he had accidentally taken my diabetic grandmother's sugar-free Jelly Bellys(ies?) instead of his own. His mistake traumatized so, so many people.

PLEASE don't tell me this was a popular swimming area or anything? Nooo. 

[blueshirt2003]

I had never heard of this before. 0_0

[Bree Van de Kamp]

Jun 7, 2013 0:44:05 GMT -5 TrickyBob said:

Jun 7, 2013 0:41:38 GMT -5 Bree Van de Kamp said:

Fortunately, I was able to learn that little tidbit of information by witnessing the absolute worse happen to someone else.

A few years back, I went fishing with my grandfather and a few other people. We get into the middle of bumfuck Egypt, and out of the blue he tells me to come steer the boat...so he can hang his bare ass over the side of the boat. In a matter of moments, every oz. of water in the whole damn lake was polluted.

Turns out he had accidentally taken my diabetic grandmother's sugar-free Jelly Bellys(ies?) instead of his own. His mistake traumatized so, so many people.

PLEASE don't tell me this was a popular swimming area or anything? Nooo. 

The water was pretty gross, so there weren't many people stupid enough to frolic around in there, but it was an extremely popular area to fish and catch crabs. So it either ended up on someone's food or on some dipshits water noodle.

((shudder))

[TrickyBob]

Jun 7, 2013 1:52:59 GMT -5 Bree Van de Kamp said:

Jun 7, 2013 0:44:05 GMT -5 TrickyBob said:

PLEASE don't tell me this was a popular swimming area or anything? Nooo. 

The water was pretty gross, so there weren't many people stupid enough to frolic around in there, but it was an extremely popular area to fish and catch crabs. So it either ended up on someone's food or on some dipshits water noodle.

((shudder))

Blech. Water noodle sounds dirty.

I had a lake around us that everyone swam at...at their own risk. People are gross, they'd throw their trash and dirty baby diapers in the lake. As well as just let their kids pee/poop in it. 

[lucky513]

I did not know this
But I hate sugar free so I guess this has no concern for me

[snickers]

I didn't know this.
I must have a high tolerance because I never get the shits from them. Oops.

[Chelle]

Bahahahahaha dying!

I'm sorry about your butthole's situation, truly I am. Sugar free anything is the devil. Although perhaps I should suggest the girl a few threads over who is constipated from narcotics to give this a whirl.

[themysteriouswife]

Yup. H's endocrinologist, suggest a small portion of regular candies or no candy at all. If you are diabetic and get the shits it could be detrimental. A simple stomach bug (if there is such a thing) sends H's levels all over place. The endo rather not have an accidental shitfest

[MrsBean]

Congratulations! Now you know what it's like to prepare for a colonoscopy! I hope your butt feels better this morning.

[vicky]

Jun 7, 2013 0:41:38 GMT -5 Bree Van de Kamp said:

Fortunately, I was able to learn that little tidbit of information by witnessing the absolute worse happen to someone else.

A few years back, I went fishing with my grandfather and a few other people. We get into the middle of bumfuck Egypt, and out of the blue he tells me to come steer the boat...so he can hang his bare ass over the side of the boat. In a matter of moments, every oz. of water in the whole damn lake was polluted.

Turns out he had accidentally taken my diabetic grandmother's sugar-free Jelly Bellys(ies?) instead of his own. His mistake traumatized so, so many people.

i have had the sugar free jelly belly shits before. they are awful.

liquid poo. ugghhh.

[urbancowgirl]

You should xp this on the Got Pregnant board. We're all stopped up over there.

[Kit]

I'm glad your ass is better, kev.

I dont think I've ever experienced any....side effects....from sugar free stuff. And thank God for that, apparently.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

I'm glad you pulled through mostly intact, kev.

[cuddlyevil]

I'm glad you survived Kevin.

Does anyone know if the fiber one bars (and brownies, etc) have the same sweeteners in them? Because I cannot eat any of them without having an experience similar to Kevin's.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Jun 7, 2013 10:35:43 GMT -5 cuddlyevil said:

I'm glad you survived Kevin.

Does anyone know if the fiber one bars (and brownies, etc) have the same sweeteners in them? Because I cannot eat any of them without having an experience similar to Kevin's.

I have heard the same thing.  I eat one every day and they just help me be able to go, but I have IBS.

[eddy]

Jun 7, 2013 10:35:43 GMT -5 cuddlyevil said:

I'm glad you survived Kevin.

Does anyone know if the fiber one bars (and brownies, etc) have the same sweeteners in them? Because I cannot eat any of them without having an experience similar to Kevin's.

Those give me the worst farts. Like instantly. I am not a gassy person but I eat one of those and it is not good. /waves hand in front of face.