"Dad, when I grow up, do I get a penis?"

[Jermys]

LMMFAO!

H said "When you're grown up, if you want a penis, you can have surgery to get one, but it won't grow on its own."  To which she replied, "Okay!  I'll do it!"

/dead

[W.T.Faulkner]

The simplicity (heart)

(and your husband's awesome answer!)

[bania]

Ahahahaha. That is hilarious.

[MWOS]

god I love her

[Jermys]

H rocks at thinking on the fly like that...I'm not sure what I would have said!

[shoeless]

ROFL! Love your H's answer. Did you (or your H) ask her why she wants one?

[awick14]

Lol, I love your Hs response.

[bab]

she's the best!

[Deleted]

This is awesome. DS freaked out the other day when he finally discovered his testicles. DD then threw a tantrum that she didn't have any.

[Kit]

Lol!

Sent from my Nexus 10 using proboards

[marylennox]

LOL. This is awesome.

[Jermys]

Jun 6, 2013 21:21:58 GMT -5 shoeless said:

ROFL! Love your H's answer. Did you (or your H) ask her why she wants one?

She said, "I want to pee like a boy and be Boy Edith."  I said, "If you're a boy, you don't get to have a baby in your belly and feed babies with your boobs."  

She's decided to stay a girl.

[Deleted]

Perhaps she needs this! I want one but can't decide if it is too diva cup.

www.amazon.com/Urination-Lavender-Waterproof-towlettes-Baggies/dp/B00417RXQ2/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1370578844&sr=8-2&keywords=go+girl+urination

[Jermys]

elle, I may just buy one for her and one for me! That would make camping a million times easier

[mrsukyankee]

Love it!

[MixedBerryJam]

I'm completely serious about this ... I think your husband's answer is the best answer in the history of parents answering questions.

[ghost]

I am with mixedberry. I think that is an amazing answer. It validates the question and is a real answer. Most DH's would have a said something like "well of course not, silly"..making the child feel stupid. His answer is awesome

[Waffles]

Love your H's answer

[bonquiqui]

Lol i love mr jermys!

[Jermys]

He's an awesome daddy

[textbookcase]

LOL that's awesome!

[feistypants]

That's the best answer I think I've ever heard to that question... such quick thinking!

And I love that growing babies in her belly and feeding them with her boobs cancelled out peeing standing up.

[joshlyman]

I love E so much.

[Stingyshark]

made me think of this video I saw on Americas funniest home videos recently

[Jermys]

She's not so sure about growing them in her belly, but she thinks breastfeeding is the coolest thing ever. That was the clincher LOL