I just locked SwaggerCat in the bathroom.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Flame me.  Don't give a fuck.

He will NOT shut up.  He has food, he has water, I've watched him pee and poo, and he's a dickhead.  He's pissed because we wouldn't let him on the bed last night because we're tired of his bullshit.  He was staring into our faces, 'prr-OOOOWWWWW!  prrr-OOOWWWW!'ing.  And then he'd walk over to the other person and scream at them.

[sawyerthedestroyer]

No flames here. I've locked Sushi in the laundry room for the same reason.

[EmilieMadison]

Ugh, we have a VERY vocal cat, too. Sometimes he just follows us around the house meowing at us- yes, looking right at our faces! Sometimes he sits on our pillows and wakes us up to meow at us. So, I feel your pain. I would lock him in the bathroom too.

[TrickyBob]

Ninja does this to us. I usually turn the laundry basket over on top of him or tell the dog to take care of him.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

We do turn the laundry basket on him for shits and giggles, but that would make him yowl more. The dogs are afraid of him.

[LeggsBenedict]

the last time I locked my cat in the bathroom, he broke my soap dispenser. IT WAS AN OWL. IT WAS PINK. ITS FEATHER WERE SHAPED LIKE HEARTS.

stupid cat.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

I even gave him a chance! After repeated screams from both of us of SHUTTHEFAKAAAAAAHP didn't work, I pointed at him menacingly and said, "SAY PPR-OWW ONE. MORE. TIME."
Apparently he's never seen the movie. Because he stared at me back and said it. And then his eyes widened and he flew.
But he's too fat. Not fast enough.

[TrickyBob]

Tell your dogs to buck up. If Ninja is on the counter, because he's a dick, I'll yell at him and the dog will come running to get him down. I love that I don't even have to get up any longer to get the cat down. Finally the dog has made herself useful.


Vocal cats are those obnoxious people who talk 24/7 about nothing. I feel your pain.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

No way. He HITS them with his clawless PAWS. And sometimes he HISSES. It's turrifying.
It's not like they're both over 100 pounds or anything...

[snickers]

Your cat is being an ass, no flames From me!

[winelady]

We have pocket doors and our asshole cats can open them! It's hard to explain how they do it but its comical to watch!

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

El. Oh. El. SwaggerCat don't play.

I let him out. He went five steps and fell back over. It's exhausting being a douche all the time.
Also he took a giant crap in the middle of the freshly cleaned litter box. It KINDOF looks like a middle finger.

[cheeseandcrackers]

Lol!

I might have done this a few times when he goes crazy.. I call this the kitty crazies. His eyes get wide and he runs around like crazy, jumping on things he shouldn't and scratching things he knows he is not allowed.

We'll stick him in the bathroom for like 10 minutes and after he is very loving and stops the behavior, ha.