No Wiper (poop-related)

[dearprudence]

May 12, 2012 21:47:22 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

Does anyone else think that Laughing Cow tastes like Velveeta? I much prefer those Baby Bel cheese wheels.

You forgot to end this with FACT.

I can't stand Laughing Cow cheese. Or Velveeta. Or American cheese.

Baby Bel, however, is fabulous. Did you know they came in different flavors?

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May 12, 2012 22:27:36 GMT -5 dearprudence said:

May 12, 2012 21:47:22 GMT -5 Glitter Tits said:

Does anyone else think that Laughing Cow tastes like Velveeta? I much prefer those Baby Bel cheese wheels.

You forgot to end this with FACT.

I can't stand Laughing Cow cheese. Or Velveeta. Or American cheese.

Baby Bel, however, is fabulous. Did you know they came in different flavors?

I love the taste of crappy, processed American cheese. Like land o lakes or those Kraft deli deluxe singles.

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I tried making her watch the Sandlot ad nauseum but after four viewings, I realized I either had to let her go or break out the masking tape for her eyelids.

Since I'm not a fan of having CPS show up on my doorstep . . .

[dearprudence]

If after 4 viewings she still wasn't getting it, I'd say you should think about maybe trading her in for the upgraded version.

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May 12, 2012 23:46:29 GMT -5 dearprudence said:

If after 4 viewings she still wasn't getting it, I'd say you should think about maybe trading her in for the upgraded version.

I've been trying for years now.

But since she's learned to clean the kitchen counters and sweep the floor, I think I'll keep her.

Even if she is an L-7 weenie.

[dearprudence]

We're still working on the floor situation.



Glad to hear there's hope for future success.

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Her older brother cooks and does dishes so yeah, definate hope.

[jonnygurl]

I always do a courtesy wipe for any and all clean break diaper changes. Would you want the essence of poop on your cheeks?? ::gag::

[Glitter Tits]

May 13, 2012 5:57:56 GMT -5 jonnygurl said:

I always do a courtesy wipe for any and all clean break diaper changes. Would you want the essence of poop on your cheeks?? ::gag::

The mark of a good mother -- she is a courtesy wiper.

[Llama in Mules]

May 12, 2012 22:30:11 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

May 12, 2012 22:27:36 GMT -5 dearprudence said:

You forgot to end this with FACT.

I can't stand Laughing Cow cheese. Or Velveeta. Or American cheese.

Baby Bel, however, is fabulous. Did you know they came in different flavors?

I love the taste of crappy, processed American cheese. Like land o lakes or those Kraft deli deluxe singles.

The best part of the baby bel is definitely the red wax, they give you food and a toy, its such a thoughtful company. I love kraft singles. Faux cheese is fantastic!

[sawyerthedestroyer]

May 13, 2012 5:57:56 GMT -5 jonnygurl said:

I always do a courtesy wipe for any and all clean break diaper changes. Would you want the essence of poop on your cheeks?? ::gag::

Me too. Whenever I consider not wiping I remind myself that it would drive me nuts if I didn't wipe myself after a clean break.