So uh, I bought this lamp from goodwill because I thought that it was kind of funky. Brought it home, and my fi pointed out that it looks like phallus . I was planning spray painting it anyway since I don't care for the fleshy color, but I need help picking out a color.
I would love to paint it red since that will be the accent color of the room that I bought this for, but would that just make it look like bloody ? Other colors that I have thought of are emerald green or a deep purple. Any suggestions are welcome!
Face it. You're never going to see anything but a big penis every time you look at this lamp now.
Indeed. My husband said that lamps like this: look like anal beads when I said I wanted one as we were in Target. Now, I will never get one because that's all that I see. He's gone and ruined that lamp for you forever.