Kids are embarrassing!

[papie]

I told the story below in snips post, but I think it deserves its own post. 

Yesterday Sophia said "There is baby in belly!" pointing in the
general direction of the daycare yard where there were teachers and
parents and kids.

I asked her where, she said "That daddy
there!". The guy had a big round gut. I almost died. Thenkfully I
don't think he heard. I rushed away and then tried gently explaining
that daddies can't have babies in their bellies. "BUT HE DOES, MAMA! HE
HAS BABY IN HIS BELLY!!".

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oh no!!!!

Thank goodness he didn't hear.

[pantsparty]

Oh no! LOL!

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

I had so many moments happen when I was teaching preschool pregnant with Cambria.
-"Is there a baby in your belly?" *sympathetic look* "Is that why you so faaaaaaaat?"
-"Miss Stacy, there baby in there, yes? THAT why you eat so many sandwiches?"
(I looked down at my plate of 3 sloppy joes and felt bad about myself)

[Kit]

lol!

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lol. litebright 's DD asked me on Sunday what was in my belly. I told her "food".

[ProfessorArtNerd]

Lucy always comments on my dad's big belly. He doesn't mind it, thank GOD. I tried to curl up and die the first time she said it. omg

[soozy87]

lol

[cuddlyevil]

After DS #1 was born, DH was bringing DD up to see us and hang out until we were discharged. She told an elevator full of strangers "My mama makes milk from her boobies!" as loud and proud as any 3 year-old could be. DH said they whole elevator erupted then immediately stifled. The hospital volunteer that was in the elevator with them, gave her a pin.

[CurlyQ284]

When my brother was a kid and we had construction by our house he used to watch the trucks all the time. My dad took him to the store and he kept yelling "DAD! THAT GUY IS SO FAT!" Dad wasnt paying attention and got into the checkout behind the guy. His pager went off and bro goes "DAD!" dad says "Michael, be quiet!". He does a lip quiver and says "But dad, he's gonna back up!"

[litebright]

Jun 14, 2013 8:31:02 GMT -5 @jezebel said:

lol. litebright 's DD asked me on Sunday what was in my belly. I told her "food".

OMG, I was squirming! 

A friend of ours is pregnant and came over recently, so babies in bellies have been a topic of conversation lately. So I guess it's commendable that she stuck to the more neutral version rather than asking straight out if you had a baby in there? 

LOL. KIDS, dammit. Just when I got old enough that I wasn't embarrassing myself on a regular basis, they came along and and took over that role with glee. 

[snickers]

lol, sometimes I wish I was a kid so I could say whatever I wanted