broc

[fussbucket]

I just had to endure reading a FB post populated 90% by male game developers, and started by one of the more "famous" ones, arguing about whether women who don't BF till age 1 FAIL AS PARENTS (caps not added for emphasis).

I am so stabby right now I don't even know how, where, and whom to stab.

Please hold me.

(FTR my actual IRL game developer friends who are also fathers were arguing with him that he was stupid and wrong -- thank god)

[malibu]

Well I must suck ass as a parent then, I didn't even make it a week.

Stab away. Find anyone who agrees with the tool and hunt them down.

[broc]

Well of course if you have the disposable income and flexibility of a high-profile dev career (and a dick) it seems like BFing is easy, especially when you're getting your nips chewed to rubber by a toddler.

I wonder how many mothers working the night shift at Burger King after her 2 other jobs he knows.

[fussbucket]

This is along the lines of why in the past week I have started to refer to Dr. Sears as "The Father of Attachment Mothering."

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holla!

Yeah, I just wanted to throw in my two cents. lol

[kmw325i]

H's friend's KU wife posted a link to a story on FB today about how BFing until 3 is totes normal.

I never even got to offer BabyDubs a nip. I'M ABNORMMMAAAALLLLLLLLLL.

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Breastfeeding until three is insanity if you don't live in a situation where santitation and/or nutrition are severely compromised.

My opinion of course but seriously, why, god, why?

[kmw325i]

She insists she's BFing until the baby is 2, longer if the baby wants it.

She's a "super crunchy, non-vax, give birth in my bathtub, "The Business of Being Born" is my favorite movie on Netflix, breastfeed until my tits fall off and/or my kid is in college" type.

And I'm also starting to think she enjoys being a smug bitch about how she's the best mother on the fucking planet, even while her bun is still baking.

[fussbucket]

I would just like to point out that my kid passed the "stranger test" with flying colors at the library (lawww-bweeee) this afternoon. I didn't put him up to the test, but he wandered into it on his own.

My weaned-at-10-months, slept-in-his-own-room-from-2-months, CIO, daycare kid.

Fuck everyone, everywhere, all the time.

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TEAM FUSS!

[fussbucket]

THANK YOU! Baby Fuss's only other opinion about the lawwww-bweeee is: "Nyuuuu stawwwiieeee" -- new stories.

As it should be.

also he has seersucker shoes now. I wish he could go to a horserace in them.

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Seersucker shoes?? You must tell me more.

[fussbucket]

He loves his Nyuuuu Shyewws! He tells everyone about them.

www.target.com/p/Baby-Boy-s-Circo-Axel-Seersucker-Shoe-White/-/A-13764494#?lnk=sc_qi_detaillink

Of course, as H says, "On a civil servant's salary? It's NEAR-sucker!"

[broc]

Fuss, we almost got those shoes for Joaquin but ended up going with dinosaur docksiders.

I have zero use for non vaxxers.

[kmw325i]

Fuss, BabyDubs has those shoes. I love them. They go with his seersucker shorts and navy blue polo with anchors on it. Yep, I dress my son like we own a yacht on occasion. What of it?

I almost had a use for this non-vax bitch once. She was going to give me a can of free formula that her OB gave her at the first appointment. (Tangent: why can't I ever get the dr. that gives out free formula?) She said something along the lines of "I'll NEVAAAAARRRRR feedy baby this POISON. Zomg can't believe they even gaaaaaave it to me!!!!!1!eleventy!!!"

So I said, "I'll take it off your hands."
But then we got to make the big whole milk switch and fuck formula.

[esdreturns]

May 12, 2012 23:42:42 GMT -5 fussbucket said:

He loves his Nyuuuu Shyewws! He tells everyone about them.

www.target.com/p/Baby-Boy-s-Circo-Axel-Seersucker-Shoe-White/-/A-13764494#?lnk=sc_qi_detaillink

Of course, as H says, "On a civil servant's salary? It's NEAR-sucker!"

Those might be the cutest shoes EVER.