Smelly cooter in yoga class

[vccake]

Someone in my yoga class has a smelly cooter and it isn't me. Seriously, I am at a loss. I love this class. I do not expect everyone to smell like roses but it is outta control. I doubt there is anything that can be done (except move away from her).

On a different note, Paleo is going well. I think I will weigh myself Friday.

[kams]

Oh. My. God.

Has anyone else ever shot protein shake out of their nose?! Not comfortable.

Signed,
Lmao in Albuquerque

[vccake]

I try to catch a whiff of myself to reassure myself it is not me. This really fucks with my concentration, which is kinda key for yoga. My friend in class says she does the same -- sniffs herself to see if it is her.

I feel bad bc I am sure I have my moments - no doubt - but it is every single time she is in class.

[ebeth]

question: how do you know it is specifically cooter and not some other body part?

also, low carb diets make your BO worse. just FYI.

[vccake]

Might not be cooter good point. Oh and I know low carb diets can make you stinky but she was stinky before I started paleo. I will fully admit to being the smelly one if it is me --- again, we all have our moments when the need for a work out trumps a good rinse.

[blinkinglight1]

Glad paleo is going well!

I hadn't heard low carb makes you stinky, hm. That would explain a lot! I am way stinker than I used to be. It's disgusting. I hope people aren't secretly calling me the stinky cooter girl! lol

[worthyfox]

Every time I hear/read the word cooter all I can think is this:

[grk2012]

I've been in a few *hot* yoga classes with one. I've taken more than one child's pose head wipe (read: deep breath) into my sweat towel to cleanse my nose those days.

[IIOY]

Jun 13, 2012 17:39:45 GMT -5 ebeth said:

question: how do you know it is specifically cooter and not some other body part?

also, low carb diets make your BO worse. just FYI.

My thoughts exactly.

I do low carb and I can clear a room when I perspire. I can't even stand being around myself when I'm exercising.

[shorty20]

I just have to say that I about spit my coffee out when I read cooter.

I personally think you could tell if it's cooter. We all know it has a very distinctive smell, it's definitely not like B.O.

[shauni27]

I love this post

[hjohnson050711]

try dabbing a bit of peppermint oil on your upper lip. you will sniff it instead of sniffing the gross smells!

(i think you can get roll on kind at bath and body works?)

[Wines Not Whines]

Why does low-carb make you stinky? (I don't do low carb so this is news to me.)

[miss1991]

I agree with the low-carb diet making you more sweaty. I noticed I was a lot perspiration in my pit's area and was not sure why but it all makes sense now. Thanks!

[gumi]

Jun 15, 2012 9:38:56 GMT -5 Wines Not Whines said:

Why does low-carb make you stinky? (I don't do low carb so this is news to me.)

your body goes into something called ketosis, which is a process of breaking down fat in the absence of glucose. it produces an odor which comes out when you sweat. but its pretty specific, like ammonia. and cooter odor is also pretty specific so i dont think you would confuse them.

i feel badly for the stinky-cooter person. she probably has an infection or something +o(

[tantar52]

I bet this woman has a build up of semen in her cooter, probably from several different men. Seems that she has very poor hygiene skills. No one should have to endure a foul odor from a female's genital area while trying to perform yoga in a classroom type setting at that. She needs to wash her ass geez, people never cease to amaze me these days. Also general perspiration during or after an intense workout is understandable. Pardon the pun, but I really wouldn't "SWEAT" that.

[clseale]

I was so confused when I opened this thread. I thought I was on the wrong board, because I didn't know who in the hell half of these posters were. Why in the hell was this thread resurrected from 1 1/2 yrs ago? Lol It wasn't even a good one back then. It did make me wonder where shorty20 has been.

[jene]

Dec 27, 2013 7:49:57 GMT -5 clseale said:

I was so confused when I opened this thread. I thought I was on the wrong board, because I didn't know who in the hell half of these posters were. Why in the hell was this thread resurrected from 1 1/2 yrs ago? Lol It wasn't even a good one back then. It did make me wonder where shorty20 has been.

Lol, I was wondering the same thing!

[Deleted]

This same creep resurrected an old post on MM about orgasms. He is apparently a 40 something male according to his MM post.

[clseale]

Dec 27, 2013 8:38:22 GMT -5 papiercherri said:

This same creep resurrected an old post on MM about orgasms. He is apparently a 40 something male according to his MM post.

The first sentence in the reply, along with the bolded info, seems to make sense. Lovely. 

[Stingyshark]

/dead

I haven't even read the thread yet, but I'm dying at the title.

[blndsnbrdr]

Dec 27, 2013 9:37:01 GMT -5 Stingyshark said:

/dead

I haven't even read the thread yet, but I'm dying at the title.

^^

this. I did not pick up on it being an old post at first - hilarious!

[Stingyshark]

Lol... Oh it's an old thread.


Hi. I got no sleep last night.

[Deleted]

I wonder what gets googled to pull up threads about smelly cooters and orgasm ages.