holyshit! guess what i missed today?!

[montereybride]

OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THIS SHIT!!!

That's fucking Keith Urban.

KEITH URBAN!!

KEITH FUCKING URBAN!!!


/mb strokes out

[montereybride]

Jun 23, 2013 23:24:56 GMT -5 frkls said:

Jun 23, 2013 23:23:57 GMT -5 montereybride said:

OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THIS SHIT!!!

That's fucking Keith Urban.

KEITH URBAN!!

KEITH FUCKING URBAN!!!


/mb strokes out

I WAS AT A FUCKING 6yos BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!!  I HATE KIDS! I HATE BIRTHDAYS!! 

I'm sorry, I can't respond because I've stroked out.

[demofea01]

Holy shit! They're best friends now right? So church member can just invite him over for lunch and you can also get a picture of yourself with that gorgeous gorgeous man.

[montereybride]

Jun 23, 2013 23:31:55 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan said:

do you think his marriage with Nicole is real?

I think so.

I guess it could all be an act but I really hope it's real. They seem so sweet together.

[pursemeatballs]

Jun 23, 2013 23:37:26 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan said:

i just imagine her vagina like ice cubes. is that bad? and the surrogate second baby. she really couldn't bear to carry another child?
but i'm a hag. lol

Me, too. Her face scares me. And I hate his highlights.

[blackcat]

/dies

I would never go to another birthday party.

[nursewife]

So jealous!! I would kill me meet that man! I still can't believe he's with Nicole. She just seems so damn cold and unloving!

[Deleted]

Uh-mazing. I have got to move to Nashville. Or at least in that vicinity. Of all the times I've been, I've only gotten to meet Lady Antebellum (they go to my best friend's church) and some christian music singers (my best friend's boyfriend is a songwriter).

[tacokick]

Jun 23, 2013 23:37:26 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan said:

i just imagine her vagina like ice cubes. is that bad? and the surrogate second baby. she really couldn't bear to carry another child?  eh, whatever. 
but i'm a hag. lol

Her older kids were adopted, I thought the kid she gave birth to was a bit of a "miracle"? Or a fluke?

[tacokick]

Jun 24, 2013 0:10:33 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan said:

Jun 23, 2013 23:59:19 GMT -5 tacokick said:

Her older kids were adopted, I thought the kid she gave birth to was a bit of a "miracle"? Or a fluke?

yeah it doesn't matter how she got her kids, that wasn't fair of me.  she just freaks me out yo

She is....odd.

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WHY DO ALL OF THE HOT COUNTRY MEN FLOCK TO YOUR TOWN?

[tdk2]

Hey now, the Aussies would be up in arms over you speaking about Nicole this way. Lol. She's awesome acc their gossip mags. There's always a lot on her sister too. You should have seen the stories back when she and Tom were over.


And omg, that blowwwws. Because you had legit spiritual guidance reasons to be there!!! stupid kids.

[bugandbibs]

I totally thought this was going to be about your period. Oops.