My sister is apparently the ultimate quiet pooper...

[stephlove]

@tambcat will probably enjoy this story the most. But I can't stop laughing about it, so I have to share with everyone.

My sister just called me asking if she could come up here and live with me. So I asked her why, and she said she embarrassed herself out of her city. Hahaha.

At her work there are 2 stalls in the bathroom. She was in one, doing her business, and heard someone else come in. Instead of continuing on with her business, my sister stopped everything, and lifted her feet up against the door so the other person couldn't see she was in there under the stall (SERIOUSLY, ULTIMATE QUIET POOPER). 

What my sister didn't know, is that TWO people walked in. The one went in the empty stall, and the other pushed on the door my sister was in. My sister, still thinking she could get away with the stealthy poop, said NOTHING. 

A few seconds later, my sister sees the lady on all 4's underneath the door to the stall. HAHAHA. The lady goes "Oh my god! I'm so sorry!" and jumps back up. My sister mumbles that it was okay, and the lady says "I didn't see anyone in the stall, so I was going to unlock the door from the inside."

I can't decide what is more funny. My sister actually being embarrassed enough that she's shitting in public to the point where she HIDES, or the grown woman trying to crawl under a bathroom stall that is locked--without questioning WHY the door might be locked. 

This is a person my sister sees on a daily basis. I can't get over the awkwardness of this. ahaha. 

[kaybee85]

OMGGGG Congratulations. You won by 10 am, EST

[Monica Geller]

I'm picturing your sister with her feet up "gynecologist style" and the lady getting a view of EVERYTHING! 

[Bernadine]

OMG! I would die.

[lightbulbsun]

LOL!

[wambam]

I'm far more embarrassed for the lady crawling underneath the stall. Like, really? You got down on your hands and knees to crawl underneath the door?!

[stephlove]

Jun 27, 2013 9:03:13 GMT -5 wambam said:

I'm far more embarrassed for the lady crawling underneath the stall. Like, really? You got down on your hands and knees to crawl underneath the door?!

That's what I said to my sister. Like, what if the door was locked because the toilet was broken and they didn't want people to use it?? 

[my4girls]

omg!! lolllllll

[DotAndBuzz]

HAHAHAHAAAA!

[lolly]

OMG. Who crawls on the bathroom floor to get under a stall? Your poor sister.

[ax2]

WOW. This is a fantastic story. Your poor sister.

[UMaineTeach]

Jun 27, 2013 9:08:05 GMT -5 lolly said:

OMG. Who crawls on the bathroom floor to get under a stall? Your poor sister.

not past 4th grade - and it's only been an issue in the boys' bathroom.

[Monica Geller]

I"m really skeeved out at the thought of crawling on a bathroom floor at work and then returning to work like I didn't just do that.

[macmars45]

Jun 27, 2013 9:16:40 GMT -5 Monica Geller said:

I"m really skeeved out at the thought of crawling on a bathroom floor at work and then returning to work like I didn't just do that.

I'm here as well.

[lizrd7579]

Jun 27, 2013 9:16:40 GMT -5 Monica Geller said:

I"m really skeeved out at the thought of crawling on a bathroom floor at work and then returning to work like I didn't just do that.

Uh, ditto..... 

[glassofsyrah]

Haha, time for a new job!

[Deleted]

Yeah, I think the other lady should be far more embarassed. If I notice a locked stall door and I don't think anyone is in there, I assume it is out of order.

[Deleted]

omg your poor sister~~ I myself am that quiet pooper as well   :^)  and  if someone comes in I do the same thing.  BUT I have never had someone crawl on the disgusting floor to see if someone was in there.   That is just um  

Yep you should let your sister come there to poop in peace!!! lol

[iamgrace]

Omg. Lol. And crawling on the bathroom floor is horrifying. Ick.

[Deleted]

Jun 27, 2013 9:01:39 GMT -5 Monica Geller said:

I'm picturing your sister with her feet up "gynecologist style" and the lady getting a view of EVERYTHING! 

 

ahhahahahaha

[Deleted]

LOL!

[mrsukyankee]

Holy crap!

[Deleted]

LOLLLLLL!!!!

[fuckyourcouch]

OMG NOOOOOOOOO

time to burn the building down and move