OMG my H is driving me mad

[papie]

He lost a $200 government cheque.  Like, he took it out of the envelope, headed to the bank to deposit it and didn't have it once he got there.  He flips out.  I am all "I'm sure we will find it"

DH: But how can you be so sure???  You aren't even helping me.  YOU DON"T CARE.

Ugh, so I get up, start looking.  He is all pissy "I already looked there! You don't need to look"

Listen jackass, if you want my help, you take it like it is. 

I tell him we will find it tomorrow when we organize everything, there is too much clutter right now. 

DH: We need to call them, see if they can cancel it, get it switched to direct deposits.

I tell him he can do that tomorrow.  But nope, apparently I have to, because the cheque is under my name.  I tell him to relax and again he is all pissed that I don't care. 

Listen jackass, you should be THANKFUL I don't care.  Because guess who would be eating a load of shit if I cared more, uh?

But apparently, we don't know that HE lost it.  Maybe I misplaced it between the time he opened the envelope and headed out to the bank. 

Hold me.  I may strangle him. 

[demofea01]

A good strangling is good for the mind from what I hear.

[cleo29]

Is he a good looker? H is terrible at looking for things. Terrible. have you checked his car? Maybe is slipped between/under the seats?

[papie]

Jun 27, 2013 22:14:30 GMT -5 cleo29 said:

Is he a good looker? H is terrible at looking for things. Terrible. have you checked his car? Maybe is slipped between/under the seats?

He is terrible.  I checked his car and he checked it too.  But I figure we may see it tomorrow in daylight. 

[cleo29]

Jun 27, 2013 22:16:30 GMT -5 papie said:

Jun 27, 2013 22:14:30 GMT -5 cleo29 said:

Is he a good looker? H is terrible at looking for things. Terrible. have you checked his car? Maybe is slipped between/under the seats?

He is terrible.  I checked his car and he checked it too.  But I figure we may see it tomorrow in daylight. 

I have found many a thing where my H "looked". Good luck, I hope you are able to find it in the morning and he should pray that you don't happen to place your pillow over his face in the middle of the night.

[lucky513]

I lost a 8 grand check before tell him to relax

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Jun 27, 2013 22:20:11 GMT -5 lucky513 said:

I lost a 8 grand check before tell him to relax

I would die.

H misplaced 2k cash once. We found it on a bookshelf later but OMG.

He had taken money out to buy a motorcycle off Craigslist. I handle all Craigslist transactions now.

[lucky513]

it was from my grandmas estate luckily my uncle was able to put a stop payment on it the next day

I will never put a check in my back pocket again