"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
I once dropped my iPad on my face. Luckily it was the flat side and didn't leave a mark. Ouch! Hope your phone related injury heals up quick.
I have to admit that I've dropped my kindle fire on my face. Sometimes you get so into reading, you forget you have to hold onto it...or some such BS.
My nose is stuffed up now and it hurts from my nose, into my eye, into my head. Ha. Way to go me. (It was plugged in, I was laying down, hit the cord, it swung up and crashed down on my nose. It's only a small blackberry.)