That she has the diarrhea. I am on vacation, and have been since last Friday. Also, I don't want to know your bowel habits, even when I am not on vacation. She is not even my direct co-worker, she works in another classroom, beside mine. I talk to her a few times throughout the day, mostly just as an acquaintance though. I don't even know how to respond, because I don't understand why anyone would Facebook someone this message.
I just did, she said she was just "letting me know" the diarrhea was going around. K, thanks! But then proceeded to tell me she went swimming in a public pool and prayed she didn't have the shits there, omf. She has been known to over share around the workplace, but never with me.