Dear Publix, how hard is it to bake your apple pie

[snickers]

Yuck

[sawyerthedestroyer]

Jul 4, 2013 23:14:21 GMT -5 @gracie6414 said:

Is it like butt fuck nowhere?

Yes. Bum Fuck, Egypt.

[sawyerthedestroyer]

Jul 4, 2013 23:17:54 GMT -5 mofongo said:

We don't have Publix, Safeway or Piggy Wiggly

Ditto! I miss Publix so much!

[sawyerthedestroyer]

I assumed it had to do with being in the middle of a desert or something.

[Deleted]

Jul 4, 2013 23:17:54 GMT -5 mofongo said:

We don't have Publix, Safeway or Piggy Wiggly

Me either. We ONLY have Wal-Mart. 

[winecat]

They probably aren't defrosting it completely before they throw it in the oven.

[montereybride]

Jul 4, 2013 23:28:01 GMT -5 sawyerthedestroyer said:

I assumed it had to do with being in the middle of a desert or something.

I think it has to do with being so far out in the middle of nowhere that you're not just fucked, but you're so fucked that you're fucked in the ass.

[TrickyBob]

Jul 5, 2013 2:36:23 GMT -5 montereybride said:

Jul 4, 2013 23:28:01 GMT -5 sawyerthedestroyer said:

I assumed it had to do with being in the middle of a desert or something.

I think it has to do with being so far out in the middle of nowhere that you're not just fucked, but you're so fucked that you're fucked in the ass.

With a gritty sandy dick akin to sandpaper. 


You're welcome.

[Deleted]

It's all in the par-baked crust. You have to bake the crust a little before putting the filling in. I don't know of any grocery store that doesn't have gooey crusts. And that doesn't keep me from eating them, BTW.

[ginger]

Is it a ready-to-bake pie, or are you buying it already baked?

Regardless, Publix has great customer service and would probably refund your money if you're really upset. I don't think I would bother, but I would call just to let them know (If it's ready-to-eat) because they're really big on Quality Control and would want to know.

[bornbaker]

Ewww! Gross!

They probably have a shitty baker. Tell you what. I'll come live with you and make you fresh apple pies EVERY DAY and then you never have to eat their crapy pie again. EVER.

[iamgrace]

Jul 5, 2013 7:44:24 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

I never thought of "bum fuck" meaning butt fuck. I thought it was like bumblefuck.

Lol

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Just stepping in to say LOL to Piggly Wiggly. What a name for a store. I really didn't believe they existed until I was in one in Florida. I about died laughing. It is just a funny name, no insult intended to any Piggly Wiggly lovers out there