A List Of Things I Think Are Bullshit

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

-I've been up since six, packing our bathroom crap and crying, because it's time for me to have anxiety attacks over travel.
-I can't find Cambria's purple travel toothbrush. I found ANOTHER purple travel toothbrush for her, but that's not the SAME.
-I bought a waterproof marker to label all our travel bottles. It rubs right off. Double bullshit.
-The cats keep pooping in their box after I clean I clean it like they don't know their grandmother is coming to watch them and I'M TRYING TO CLEAN.
-Caden the stupid golden is having HIS traditional anxiety attack over travel. He's spotted suitcases and he keeps pulling out his butt fur and leaving giant white tumbleweeds all over the freshly vacuumed rug.
-Jason is still in bed, weary of dealing with my basketcaseness, moaning "bayyybeeee...STAAAAHHHHHP." While still in bed.
-While I was in the shower, SwaggerCat threw a AIN'T NO ONE GONNA BREAKA MY STRIDE fit and broke the door open so he could fat out on the mat. This means the noise from the shower woke Cambria up, so my only peace of the day was interrupted by, "HAHA! BUTT! MAHMA, YOU BUTT! HAHA!"

[balletofangels]

Pure bullshit. I hope your day improves.

[Deleted]

Me thinks you need a drink, stat. I won't judge.

[McGavin]

Oh, sorry you're dealing with that. I hope your cats stop pooping!

[WOT?*]

Aw, poor Ohhmm(bligo). But "Mahma, You Butt" is too cute to not laugh.

We went out to eat last night. The restaurant right down by us was booked and kicked us out so we had to drive to town. We spent $100 on totally mediocre food. I'm calling to make reservations for tonight.

We got about 3/4 of the way to the condo when I realized I forgot my camera bag. With my camera. And the charger for the point-and-shoot I keep in my purse. And the charger for my tablet. And the kite (tri-plane) that I had in storage since we couldn't find the fairy one I bought the girls ages ago. And got onto the beach when I realized I also forgot the bucket set I bought specifically *for* the beach.

You have me beat hands-down for bullshit but that's my list for today.  I hope Cambria's purple travel toothbrush is 'good enough' and there are no tantrums over it.  And the cats stop pooping at least until you're gone.

[iamgrace]

Time for vodka in your oj.

[flamingeaux]

after you write the name on the bottles try putting some scotch tape over the writing.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Drink?? Bria's out of the tub now, MIL will be here in 20 to take them shopping for a bit, it's time to begin the 2 day Xanax binge.

[WOT?*]

But you do have the best sigpic ever though. I can so hear Snape saying that in that sexy Alan Rickman voice every time I see it. So there's that.

[TrickyBob]

Where are you going?

Maybe the day will get better; maybe. I hope it does!

[mudslide]

You need these:

:drink: :beer:

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

We're leaving at 3 am Sunday for a week at Nags Head.

WOOOO HOOOOOOO!