I hate vaguebooking.

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I have a Facebook friend who is on vague, "How dare life do this to meeee?" post number six in the past 24 hours or so.



I'm irrationally annoyed that she's ignoring all of her friends, "Oh noooooo, what's wroooooong?" comments, and instead continuing to post vague statuses and pictures.
WE GET IT. YOUR LIFE IS RUINED AND YOU AREN'T GOING TO TELL ANYONE WHY.

[Booze Raccoon]

I had a "friend" post "Home now and resting. Now just have to make it through recovery!" So of course people asked what is going on and she replies "I'll PM you."

Then don't fucking put it out there idiot. I asked her if she had a boob job and she didn't respond. Maybe she had her funny bone removed.

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Jul 6, 2013 11:19:34 GMT -5 mofongo said:

Ask her if she broke a nail.

Bahaha. She would probably never speak to me again.

[goaskalice]

I never respond to those because I hate to add fuel to their fire.

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Jul 6, 2013 11:22:24 GMT -5 Booze Raccoon said:

I had a "friend" post "Home now and resting. Now just have to make it through recovery!" So of course people asked what is going on and she replies "I'll PM you."

Then don't fucking put it out there idiot. I asked her if she had a boob job and she didn't respond. Maybe she had her funny bone removed.

"Right now forgetting is my #1"


I'm going to have to disagree with you, friend, based on the number of posts you've made about it.

[lime]

I hate this shit so much.

Several years ago, one of my friends posted "Waiting for the mind blowing, soul sucking change that is about to begin in our house".

Of course, she wouldn't comment on what it was. I thought one of her kids had cancer.

Turns out, her H got a job offer in a different city and decided to take it.

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Jul 6, 2013 11:28:30 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

Post something biblical. "God sendeth the rain on the just and unjust alike".

This would be hilarious. She's one of those people who makes it very known that she doesn't believe in the Christian God. When she posts she doesn't say things like, "Oh God," she says, "Oh, Gods."

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Jul 6, 2013 11:32:42 GMT -5 lime said:

I hate this shit so much.

Several years ago, one of my friends posted "Waiting for the mind blowing, soul sucking change that is about to begin in our house".

Of course, she wouldn't comment on what it was. I thought one of her kids had cancer.

Turns out, her H got a job offer in a different city and decided to take it.

I do feel bad for her. I've known her for a long time (we grew up together) and she's been through a lot in the last year or so... but I just can't handle the vagueness with a straight face! Why post about it if you aren't actually going to post about it?

[lolobeth802]

I have a "friend" who vague books constantly. She also refers to herself in 3rd person all the time. The worst and most often and the ones where she posts things such as "inside joke" and "that moment when someone finally sees you for who you really are" or "good to know who's got your back". And the best, "if you understand this post then you are special to me!"
She drives me fucking nuts, I need to hide her lol

[tricia23]

Ugh, I have a cousin.....or actually multiple cousins that vaguebook frequently, and it's always about guys.....annoying.