Speaking of fart salad,

[zoidberg]

I just made this: allrecipes.com/recipe/awesome-egg-salad-with-a-kick/detail.aspx

I used smoked paprika and left out the bacon and onion.

It's pretty good, though I like my egg salad a little more dry so if I made it again I would halve everything but the eggs.

[speckledfrog]

That does look like a ton of dressing. I don't care for mustard or horseradish but I bet MH would love it!