LOL at this "bikini plan"

[lolobeth802]

In the Redbook that randomly came in my mail today. There's NO food involved. At least for the first week. I think in the second you get to eat lunch, ha.

[zoidberg]

My skeleton would look so freaking hot in a bikini. Maybe I'll buy it one of those ruched bottom ones.

[bananapancakes]

Wow! And I'm sure if you followed that plan, you wouldn't just gain all the weight back and soon as you started eating again. Nope, nope, nope!

[iamgrace]

I think I would die.

Anyone who actually does this, even for a day, has no children, no commitments, basically nothing that requires any sort of physical or mental presence. I'm sure of it.

[sewf]

Jul 6, 2013 20:49:39 GMT -5 @booby said:

this may be terrible, but i wish i had that kind of willpower. maybe then i wouldn't be one bottle of wine deep, about to eat a steak with the most fattening potatoes and finishing it off with half of a strawberry cake.

occasion? saturday.

Sounds like a good day to me.

[wambam]

It blows my kind that there are people in the world stupid enough to do this.

[Deleted]

Jul 6, 2013 20:53:19 GMT -5 iamgrace said:

I think I would die.

Anyone who actually does this, even for a day, has no children, no commitments, basically nothing that requires any sort of physical or mental presence. I'm sure of it.

Yes.

[speckledfrog]

That is insane. I can't believe they would print such shit.

[jane6672]

Jul 6, 2013 20:47:39 GMT -5 zoidberg said:

My skeleton would look so freaking hot in a bikini. Maybe I'll buy it one of those ruched bottom ones.

Well, if you've got really great pelvic bones.

My pelvic bones are WAY too big for a ruched bottom.

[discogranny]

I googled Almased and found this:

If you don’t have time to do the Four-Phase-Diet of the Figure Plan but you want to lose weight in a fast and healthy way, try the Bikini-Emergency-Plan. Other diets often have unwanted side effects – the body is in starvation mode which slows down the metabolism – but with Almased® it is just the opposite: It speeds up the metabolism and the fat melts.

LOL to other diets causing starvation mode.

ETA: this is also great, Complaint: "I'm not losing weight!" Solution: "Drink even fewer calories and pee on urine Ph strips!" www.almased.com/forum/tm.aspx?m=2655&mpage=1

[bania]

I have a girlfriend that has been doing the Master Cleanse over and over for about 2 years.

She loses a bunch of weight on the cleanse, starts eating again and within 2 weeks gains it all back (and sometimes more). Rinse. Repeat.

Nothing I can say will stop her from doing this.

[bania]

Jul 6, 2013 22:50:17 GMT -5 @kizmet said:

Jul 6, 2013 21:35:29 GMT -5 bania said:

I have a girlfriend that has been doing the Master Cleanse over and over for about 2 years.

She loses a bunch of weight on the cleanse, starts eating again and within 2 weeks gains it all back (and sometimes more). Rinse. Repeat.

Nothing I can say will stop her from doing this.

Her metabolism must be JACKED!

Oh yeah. I'm sure it's completely shot. It's incredibly frustrating.

[underwaterrhymes]

This actually really pisses me off that Redbook would print this. So irresponsible.

[Deleted]

Redbook has started sending me copies of their rag for free- it's all so worthless it goes right in the recycling.

[snickers]

I wouldn't have to worry about putting on a bikini after that diet, because I would be too damn weak to pull it up over my body. I can't believe people do this to themselves

[eb777888]

Jul 6, 2013 23:43:07 GMT -5 farmvillelover said:

8 tablespoons = about 180 cals. The oil prob adds about 120 cals. That's 300 cals 3x a day. Terrible.

Oh, well, your math doesn't factor in vegetable broth. I'm sure that's an extra 40 calories.

[gmail]

OMG that makes me like RAGEY angry that Redbook would actually publish that.

Like can't even formulate the words, angry.


I would write them a complaint letter but it might be filled with "ARE YOU FUCKING MORONS FUCKING KIDDING ME?"

[wambam]

I kept reading "Redbook" as "Reebok"

I just now realized my preferred brand of sporting equipment is NOT peddling this nonsense lol.