Oh I'm sorry, let me just snap out of this depression.
OMG stahp being so selfish!
My selfishness is a byproduct of poor parenting skills by parents who got married too young with little education and low socio-economic status who were themselves byproducts of alcoholic and extremely abusive parents.
My selfishness is a byproduct of poor parenting skills by parents who got married too young with little education and low socio-economic status who were themselves byproducts of alcoholic and extremely abusive parents.
I bet they fed you puffs at an early age too, didn't they?
If by puffs you mean those puff Cheetos, yes. Because I'm pretty sure they didn't have puffs in the 80's.