Rick Perry not seeking reelection!

[psychmom]

Woot woot!

[Jalapeñomel]

Is this so he can run for president again? :/

[oliviapope]

Please let this be true.

[game blouses]

Jul 8, 2013 13:21:05 GMT -5 Jalapeñomel said:

Is this so he can run for president again? :/

This was my thought too. Ick.

[joshlyman]

Jul 8, 2013 13:21:05 GMT -5 Jalapeñomel said:

Is this so he can run for president again? :/

Oh in sure - he is just going to make an ass of himself again.

But yay! So happy that TX will be Perry free.

[psychmom]

God I hope not. Hes such a jackass... he just said they'll have additional special sessions as needed so Texas can continue to be a 'profamily, prolife, profreedom state'. Wtfe

[lola]

Jul 8, 2013 13:21:05 GMT -5 Jalapeñomel said:

Is this so he can run for president again? :/

Absofuckinglultely.

But I am happy for the women of Texas!

[jennysmitten]

I cannot stand that man.

[vallarta]

I hope he runs for president. He has no chance and it does double duty of getting him out of office and making stupid people who donate to his campaign lose money.

[Muddled]

Jul 8, 2013 13:21:05 GMT -5 Jalapeñomel said:

Is this so he can run for president again? :/

Without a doubt.

Let's hope he gets knocked out of the race early.

[psychmom]

I'm sure I'm dreaming, but I think San Antonio mayor Julian Castro would be an awesome governor.

[eb777888]

Jul 8, 2013 13:40:55 GMT -5 vallarta said:

I hope he runs for president. He has no chance and it does double duty of getting him out of office and making stupid people who donate to his campaign lose money.

I know.

I know I could be wrong but I just don't see him having any chance of winning.

[lilybug]

Thank the fucking LORD. We are so sick of him.

Hopefully he will reveal his dumbass ways to the GOP and the general American public long before he's a presidential candidate.

[Deleted]

Jul 8, 2013 13:42:43 GMT -5 psychmom said:

I'm sure I'm dreaming, but I think San Antonio mayor Julian Castro would be an awesome governor.

Totally agree!

[wambam]

Jul 8, 2013 13:40:55 GMT -5 vallarta said:

I hope he runs for president. He has no chance and it does double duty of getting him out of office and making stupid people who donate to his campaign lose money.

I think you underestimate the power of fundies with money.

[joshlyman]

Jul 8, 2013 13:50:19 GMT -5 toledo said:

I can't tell you how happy I am for Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart that Perry will be a presidential candidate again.

Comedians of the world rejoice!

[Deleted]

Best news evah.

[vallarta]

Jezebel speculates that perhaps he's tired of fucking 13.8 million Texas women every day.

[sergey]

Eh, let him waste his time on another presidential run. In the meantime the uteri of Texas will be feeling a little roomier

[Jalapeñomel]

Rick Perry and Jeb Bush...look what we have to look forward to!

[eb777888]

Jul 8, 2013 14:13:52 GMT -5 vallarta said:

Jezebel speculates that perhaps he's tired of fucking 13.8 million Texas women every day.

This made me LOL.

[mrssandro]

Oh Happy Day!

[livinitup]

You know it was coming:


"I Have three reasons for not seeking re-election as your governor,

One - Family commitments

Two - New personal goals, and

Three - Err, Uh, I forgot. Oops"

[mrsjuleshs]

PRAISE GOD!!! Now we just have to make sure we don't get one of his equally obtuse cronies in there replacing him.

[joshlyman]

Jul 8, 2013 14:42:57 GMT -5 livinitup said:

You know it was coming:


"I Have three reasons for not seeking re-election as your governor,

One - Family commitments

Two - New personal goals, and

Three - Err, Uh, I forgot. Oops"

/ded