Marauding midget loose in my town!

[gozf]

(I know I'm not supposed to say "midget," but the alliteration is too good to pass up.)

This was on my town's crime blotter from the weekend:

Victim stated a dark skinned small person attempted to grab her purse while she was walking to work. A short tug of war ensued and the suspect was able to take the purse. As the suspect tried to escape, the unafraid victim retaliated by chasing down the suspect grabbing him and punched him in the head. The suspect let the purse go and the victim re-took her property and fled the scene. The suspect was described as a small in stature male wearing a dark colored hoody, black sweatpants and white Nike sneakers.

Ok.  I am dying at "a short tug of war ensued."

Why didn't I witness this?!  I see all kinds of tomfoolery, but I missed this?!

[fuckyourcouch]

lol!

[Deleted]

I'm loling at "the unafraid victim retaliated by chasing down the suspect grabbing him and punched him in the head."

[dana2006]

I love this part: "...the victim...fled the scene."

[iamgrace]

Okay, that hilarious.

[Deleted]

I love crime blotters

[gozf]

Jul 8, 2013 14:44:35 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

Thank GOD he didn't have a shiv!

It sounds like he really lost out on this robbery attempt.

[gozf]

Jul 8, 2013 14:57:23 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I said:

shouldn't he be easy to spot around town?

One would think so!  We have a lot of weirdos, but not a lot of little people.  To my knowledge, that is.

[cuddlyevil]

This never happens around my town.

Although, there was a guy who vandalized a high school while wearing spiderman underwear over the weekend. I am eternally grateful the news didn't post a picture of him actually in said spiderman undies.

[snickers]

Jul 8, 2013 14:36:33 GMT -5 @fucksticklegit said:

I'm loling at "the unafraid victim retaliated by chasing down the suspect grabbing him and punched him in the head."

This part had me weak!