Kids say the funniest things

[StormyDixon]

Granddaughter is 3 1/2 and comes up with the funniest sayings.

she passed gas and of course announced "I farted". I said little girls poot, they don't fart, she yells "some little girls FART"

she comes into the living room and says "mammy there is a big in the kitchen". I say tell pop pop, "pop pop there is a big in the kitchen". He says tell mammy, she says "someone needs to deal with this!"  FYI our dog LIVES to catch bugs...bees, flys, moths, you name it he chases and catches it.  He took care of it for her lol.

I asked her if she is excited about starting her new "school". Ie structured day care, coming from an in home setting.  She says "my mommy says I have to learn to take a nap "

I will say your mommy is pretty, she says "no she is not, she is nothing". Or no she is not she is BIG"

[speckledfrog]

Well, she's got you on the fart thing.

[StormyDixon]

Jul 8, 2013 18:35:13 GMT -5 speckledfrog said:

Well, she's got you on the fart thing.

She sure did!

[StormyDixon]

And to make it even funnier, of course she yells everything, the child has no inside voice

[lissaholly]

Yes, yes they do!

[snickers]

Haha, cute!
I remember my grandmother used to try and make me say that farts were called "gassers" and so my cousin and I would run around saying the word fart and then laugh and hide, lol.