important update about my water retention!!!!!!!!

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remember the random woman in my building (not my office) who commented that she knew i was having a boy because i'm so clearly a giant puffy mess of water retention?

SHE HAS STRUCK AGAIN.  my coworker/friend is ALSO pregnant, and due next month (so, way showing).  this same woman has PATTED HER STOMACH and commented about HER weight gain and face and any number of things.  apparently it's been going on awhile.  my friend is much nicer than i am, so she didn't even stop the actual touching until recently.  omg.  i want to die for her.  we're forming a pregnant woman delta protection force.  one of our other coworkers is in on it and is going to help us.  he's really tall, so i'm hoping it works.

[eb777888]

Why does she hate pregnant women?

Whatabitch!!!!

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I will probably be THE most crabby pregnant lady because all I can think is that I would karate chop that bitch in the throat.

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Jul 9, 2013 8:54:38 GMT -5 @fucksticklegit said:

I will probably be THE most crabby pregnant lady because all I can think is that I would karate chop that bitch in the throat.

i would do that.  which is, i'm sure, why she hasn't touched me.  i'm also less friendly in general.  ha.  not a single person touched my stomach without invitation when i was pregnant with L, so this is way outside the norm.


we did "gtfo" face drills yesterday with my friend.  she's working on it.

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<--- permanent bitchface

[snickers]

You should totally touch her stomach and comment on her weight gain. lol

[tdk2]

I clicked like not for the woman but your prevention task force. Wtf???

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Fuck touching her stomach. Go one better.

Pinch her cheek and say "It looks like there's some truth to what they say about fat people having less wrinkles!" or "You're looking a mite puffy dear, perhaps you should lay off the booze for a day, hmm?"

[TrickyBob]

I'm going to need the both of you to pat her stomach and comment on how puffy she looks; every day. Trade off the days with each other.

[alare]

Jul 9, 2013 9:15:07 GMT -5 @fucksticklegit said:

Fuck touching her stomach. Go one better.

Pinch her cheek and say "It looks like there's some truth to what they say about fat people having less wrinkles!" or "You're looking a mite puffy dear, perhaps you should lay off the booze for a day, hmm?"

Love.