So here's something weird

[meganew]

Every night right before putting Ollie to bed I say "I love you, night night" and he'll say it back. Then he's started looking at the window/wall across from his crib, getting a sad face and saying "sorry puppy".

Um, we have no dog. He's been saying this every night, the same way, looking at the same spot for weeks. There has never been a dog in our house.

Come clean with me, do we have a ghost dog? Is my son seeing dog ghosts? Why is he sorry for them?

[Deleted]

Exorcism.

[ProfessorArtNerd]

Clearly he is trying to come clean about torturing puppies at night

[fuckyourcouch]

oh lord jesus it's a fire ghost dog

[meganew]

I thought it was funny at first, like "haha kids say weird shit!"

Now I'm like "errr, keep that to yourself. Your room is dark and it's freaking me out"

[Booze Raccoon]

He sees dead people. And dogs.

[ginap]

I think this is a case of kids doing weird shit. C has been sleeping with a stuffed owl in her crib for months and last night she made me take it out and I had to sit with it in the rocking chair because it's "scary". I was like okie dokie kid.

[fuckyourcouch]

Jul 9, 2013 18:41:22 GMT -5 sameoldash said:

has anyone on here ever actually met you, bruce willis?

i will vouch for megachoo. she is not a 45 year old man.

ETA APPARENTLY HE IS 58.  whatever, she's not that either. lol

[meganew]

Jul 9, 2013 18:41:45 GMT -5 mekiakoo said:

Huh. Are you ale to ask him questions?

I keep asking "Where's the puppy?" But he just keeps repeating it over and over until I put him in his crib.

He's not even 2 yet, so our conversations are pretty short. Heh.

[meganew]

Jul 9, 2013 18:45:11 GMT -5 fuckyourcouch said:

Jul 9, 2013 18:41:22 GMT -5 sameoldash said:

has anyone on here ever actually met you, bruce willis?

i will vouch for megachoo. she is not a 45 year old man.

ETA APPARENTLY HE IS 58.  whatever, she's not that either. lol

Hm. Today I learned that I'm wildly attracted to a 58 year old man. Thanks, fyc!

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Maybe in a past life he was a dog catcher.




Or he's pulling his sneaky baby tricks and trying to guilt you into getting him a puppy.

[fuckyourcouch]

Jul 9, 2013 18:49:07 GMT -5 meganew said:

Jul 9, 2013 18:45:11 GMT -5 fuckyourcouch said:

i will vouch for megachoo. she is not a 45 year old man.

ETA APPARENTLY HE IS 58.  whatever, she's not that either. lol

Hm. Today I learned that I'm wildly attracted to a 58 year old man. Thanks, fyc!

for serious, i had no idea he was that old. dude could almost be my dad.  (wilted)

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Jul 9, 2013 18:51:00 GMT -5 fuckyourcouch said:

Jul 9, 2013 18:49:07 GMT -5 meganew said:

Hm. Today I learned that I'm wildly attracted to a 58 year old man. Thanks, fyc!

for serious, i had no idea he was that old. dude could almost be my dad.  (wilted)

He's older than my dad. Don't care. Bruce will always be hot.

[Muddled]

Maybe he has an imaginary friend. See what happens if you go get puppy and put him in the crib


Unless there's a dog next door? Then you could say good night to the dog together?