How you know your getting old

[joshlyman]

www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/30-signs-youre-almost-30?s=mobile

It says almost 30, but I'm already 30 and it rings true

[zoidberg]

I fart on your almost 30. Pffffffffttttttt.

[mollz007]

I saw that! Haha. I'm only 24 and most of tthose are true for me. :-)

ETA- Especially # 22. See my post in the confessions thread.

[Deleted]

How I know: When I get irritated at people not knowing the difference between your and you're.

GET OFF MY LAWN.

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This sounds more like 40.

I didn't feel like this at all at 30.

[girlfriday11]

Lol, I'm 29 and like, 10 of my hs friends posted this today.

[joshlyman]

Jul 9, 2013 22:32:30 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

This sounds more like 40.

I didn't feel like this at all at 30.

I do lolol

I am apparently trapped in a 40 year old.

[pantsparty]

Jul 9, 2013 22:32:30 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

This sounds more like 40.

I didn't feel like this at all at 30.

Well, look who can still digest Taco Bell juuuuuuuust fiiiiiiiine.

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Jul 9, 2013 22:36:20 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

Jul 9, 2013 22:32:30 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

This sounds more like 40.

I didn't feel like this at all at 30.

Well, look who can still digest Taco Bell juuuuuuuust fiiiiiiiine.

That's right, bitches.

[girlfriday11]

So, then my BFF sent me this:

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Jul 9, 2013 22:36:20 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

Jul 9, 2013 22:32:30 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

This sounds more like 40.

I didn't feel like this at all at 30.

Well, look who can still digest Taco Bell juuuuuuuust fiiiiiiiine.

Look at that fancy bitch eating her Taco Bell.  

[margotmacomber]

I knew I was old the day I got my new vacuum cleaner and was really excited about the features.  I am still excited every time I use it.  

Bonus:  I turned 30 in June and just had an AARP card shipped to the IL's house.  NICE.

ETA because I might be too buzzed to understand grammar

[lolc]

I swear a HS friend (on FB)  is also on GBCN.

She just posted this and I was all "ooh I know where this would be appreciated".....

But I see it's already here.....



Love it, btw. But dammit.... I am not getting old!!!!

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Jul 9, 2013 22:51:17 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

My dad always said, you know you're old when all the police officers look too young to be police officers. I feel this exact same way, except about doctors.

This?

This I buy.

I'm not *quite* there yet.

[girlfriday11]

An old lady (70's) called me ma'am yesterday.

[underwaterrhymes]

Jul 9, 2013 22:32:30 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

This sounds more like 40.

I didn't feel like this at all at 30.

Yes, I'm nodding my head now.

I would not have nodded it at 29.

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Jul 9, 2013 22:51:17 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

My dad always said, you know you're old when all the police officers look too young to be police officers. I feel this exact same way, except about doctors.

I realized I was getting old when police officers and doctors all just look liked people I could be friends with, instead of "old people." 

[candreco]

Lol, DH showed me these last night- I just turned 30 last week and he does this weekend. Most of them we're pretty much spot on for us, especially getting excited about seats at concerts and graduating from Ikea to West Elm. And we ARE those friends that bring the kids to parties, but we're not the only ones!

[Jalapeñomel]

My friends certainly don't bring kids to parties! I do get the dreaded two-day hangover though.

I'm 34, and I don't think most of these apply to me. I still feel in my 20s!

[Jalapeñomel]

Jul 9, 2013 22:32:30 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

This sounds more like 40.

I didn't feel like this at all at 30.

App like

[dcannie]

30 is not old, jerks!