DH had me overhead paged.

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I was in in a meeting in the CEO's office and heard my name being overhead paged. I excused myself and walked over to the switchboard since it was right across the hall and I didn't want to use CEO's phone. The switchboard operator said that he had already hung up but it was my husband that had called. He is on nights and was not home yet when I left for work, so I immediately thought something was wrong even though I had spoken with him on the way to work. I called him and he informed me that he called to ask WHERE DD peed last night. I said, " you seriously called me to ask that?" and hung up the phone. 

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OMG my husband wouldn've done something like that in the past... OMG kick his ass

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He wanted to know where your daughter peed last night? Wut?

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Where did you daughter pee last night?? lol

[Yankees21]

Why did he think that was worthy of bothering you at work?!

[azurely]

Wait, what? Did she pee somewhere out of the ordinary or does he just mean which toilet did she use?

I'm confused.

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When I talked to him on my way to work I mentioned that DD peed the bed last night. He was coming home from work to go to sleep. I guess he wanted to make sure she didn't pee in our bed. I wanted to scream, "do you think I would have left our bed with fucking pee all over it?!?"

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You'd think a quick sniff test would also suffice here. My H would call me incessantly if we ever had kids.

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Jul 10, 2013 10:57:52 GMT -5 @t2j said:

When I talked to him on my way to work I mentioned that DD peed the bed last night. He was coming home from work to go to sleep. I guess he wanted to make sure she didn't pee in our bed. I wanted to scream, "do you think I would have left our bed with fucking pee all over it?!?"

Ohhhhhh, silly H!

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That is totally something my H would pull. lol.

[speckledfrog]

Are you going to kill him when you get home?

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Jul 10, 2013 11:12:18 GMT -5 speckledfrog said:

Are you going to kill him when you get home?

Yes, the answer is yes.