What kind of fortune is this? PIP

tripleshot Senior Member Posts: 9,227 Likes: 7,805	What kind of fortune is this? PIP Jul 10, 2013 11:37:39 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App fuckyourcouch, messykitchen, and 3 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by tripleshot on Jul 10, 2013 11:37:39 GMT -5 I feel like they owe me another free cookie FFS.
	Back to Top

wambam Moderator Making America Emo Again Posts: 37,838 Likes: 58,063	What kind of fortune is this? PIP Jul 10, 2013 11:38:56 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by wambam on Jul 10, 2013 11:38:56 GMT -5 This is just a really good excuse to eat another.
	Back to Top

polka Senior Member Fortune, courtesy of cville Posts: 9,159 Likes: 13,678	What kind of fortune is this? PIP Jul 10, 2013 11:41:12 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by polka on Jul 10, 2013 11:41:12 GMT -5 Lol! Hey, it's giving you permission to eat another cookie. Sounds like a good fortune to me!
	Back to Top

Deleted Posts: 0	What kind of fortune is this? PIP Jul 10, 2013 11:42:28 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2013 11:42:28 GMT -5 That's too funny. I once had a fortune cookie that had NO fortune (not even a blank piece of paper). I thought to myself, that's about right.
	Back to Top

tripleshot Senior Member Posts: 9,227 Likes: 7,805	What kind of fortune is this? PIP Jul 10, 2013 11:42:56 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App polka likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by tripleshot on Jul 10, 2013 11:42:56 GMT -5 Buy they only gave me one cookie!! I should go back to the restaurant after work with the fortune and ask for another one, LOL.
	Back to Top

fuckyourcouch Elder Posts: 18,862 Likes: 29,435	What kind of fortune is this? PIP Jul 10, 2013 11:44:19 GMT -5 chopsuey likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by fuckyourcouch on Jul 10, 2013 11:44:19 GMT -5 i had one last year that was like, "did you enjoy that meal? order another to go!" fuck you fortune cookie
	Back to Top

FastHands Elder Posts: 19,772 Likes: 30,029	What kind of fortune is this? PIP Jul 10, 2013 11:45:22 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by FastHands on Jul 10, 2013 11:45:22 GMT -5 It's settled. I'm getting Chinese for lunch. Maybe your fortune is in MY cookie (...that's what she said?)! I will report back later.
	Back to Top

Wrath0fKuus Full Member Posts: 3,549 Likes: 4,236	What kind of fortune is this? PIP Jul 10, 2013 11:46:34 GMT -5 luckyval likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Wrath0fKuus on Jul 10, 2013 11:46:34 GMT -5
	Back to Top

tripleshot
Senior Member

Posts: 9,227
Likes: 7,805

What kind of fortune is this? PIP Jul 10, 2013 11:49:11 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App

Quote

Post by tripleshot on Jul 10, 2013 11:49:11 GMT -5

Jul 10, 2013 11:45:22 GMT -5 FastHands said:

It's settled. I'm getting Chinese for lunch.

Maybe your fortune is in MY cookie (...that's what she said?)! I will report back later.

Yes, please report back.

Back to Top

FastHands Elder Posts: 19,772 Likes: 30,029	What kind of fortune is this? PIP Jul 10, 2013 13:25:55 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by FastHands on Jul 10, 2013 13:25:55 GMT -5 tripleshot : You are the life of any party (in bed).
	Back to Top

snickers Elder Posts: 15,367 Likes: 3,244	What kind of fortune is this? PIP Jul 10, 2013 13:38:18 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by snickers on Jul 10, 2013 13:38:18 GMT -5 LOL!
	Back to Top

Kit Senior Member Posts: 9,595 Likes: 4,691	What kind of fortune is this? PIP Jul 10, 2013 13:38:57 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Kit on Jul 10, 2013 13:38:57 GMT -5 lol! Funny.
	Back to Top Always be yourself. Unless you suck.

tripleshot Senior Member Posts: 9,227 Likes: 7,805	What kind of fortune is this? PIP Jul 10, 2013 13:58:42 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by tripleshot on Jul 10, 2013 13:58:42 GMT -5 Jul 10, 2013 13:25:55 GMT -5 FastHands said: tripleshot : You are the life of any party (in bed). Ha! Still not a "fortune" but better than mine.
	Back to Top

FastHands Elder Posts: 19,772 Likes: 30,029	What kind of fortune is this? PIP Jul 10, 2013 14:00:03 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by FastHands on Jul 10, 2013 14:00:03 GMT -5 It's just fortunATE that you're awesome. Yeah, I feel like most fortunes really aren't these days. But yours was just a sham.
	Back to Top

Wrath0fKuus Full Member Posts: 3,549 Likes: 4,236	What kind of fortune is this? PIP Jul 10, 2013 14:01:09 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Wrath0fKuus on Jul 10, 2013 14:01:09 GMT -5 xkcd.com/425/
	Back to Top

UMaineTeach
Senior Member

Posts: 7,968
Likes: 5,340

What kind of fortune is this? PIP Jul 10, 2013 14:19:11 GMT -5

Quote

Post by UMaineTeach on Jul 10, 2013 14:19:11 GMT -5

I recently got one that said "the rubber bands are headed in the right direction" no one at the bar knew what it meant and when I asked Google there were a few people who had gotten it too, but no one who knew what it meant. Some speculative stories out there, but no absolute.

Back to Top

azurely Senior Member Posts: 6,245 Likes: 3,003	What kind of fortune is this? PIP Jul 10, 2013 14:45:56 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by azurely on Jul 10, 2013 14:45:56 GMT -5 Lol that is awesome. I want to write fortune cookies.
	Back to Top

madringal Senior Member Posts: 9,046 Likes: 9,300	What kind of fortune is this? PIP Jul 10, 2013 14:52:14 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by madringal on Jul 10, 2013 14:52:14 GMT -5 That is hilarious. And it makes the fortune cookie "in bed" game useless which is the only reason I love fortune cookies.
	Back to Top

GBCN

GBCN

Communities

Help

What kind of fortune is this? PIP

Post by tripleshot on Jul 10, 2013 11:37:39 GMT -5

Post by wambam on Jul 10, 2013 11:38:56 GMT -5

Post by polka on Jul 10, 2013 11:41:12 GMT -5

Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2013 11:42:28 GMT -5

Post by tripleshot on Jul 10, 2013 11:42:56 GMT -5

Post by fuckyourcouch on Jul 10, 2013 11:44:19 GMT -5

Post by FastHands on Jul 10, 2013 11:45:22 GMT -5

Post by Wrath0fKuus on Jul 10, 2013 11:46:34 GMT -5

Post by tripleshot on Jul 10, 2013 11:49:11 GMT -5

Post by FastHands on Jul 10, 2013 13:25:55 GMT -5

Post by snickers on Jul 10, 2013 13:38:18 GMT -5

Post by Kit on Jul 10, 2013 13:38:57 GMT -5

Post by tripleshot on Jul 10, 2013 13:58:42 GMT -5

Post by FastHands on Jul 10, 2013 14:00:03 GMT -5

Post by Wrath0fKuus on Jul 10, 2013 14:01:09 GMT -5

Post by UMaineTeach on Jul 10, 2013 14:19:11 GMT -5

Post by azurely on Jul 10, 2013 14:45:56 GMT -5

Post by madringal on Jul 10, 2013 14:52:14 GMT -5