Tell me something you did today that was VERY dumb

[bab]

Maybe I will work up the courage to share my dingbat moment

[papie]

I ripped my dress. It was an accident. I walked too close to the bathroom counter and it got caught on a drawer handle and I heard rrrrrrriiiiiiippppp.

[hisno1girl]

I went back to work. I was only there from 9-2:30 and I was exhausted when I got home. I think I'll stay home tomorrow. It might have been too soon.

[mrsgoontz]

I went out to eat with friends after the gym this evening and I ordered the cheese enchiladas covered in queso. I am very much regretting that decision.

[softspot]

This isn't really dumb, but it was embarrassing. I was at an all day conference & we had to get into a big 15 passenger van. I was getting into the first row of benches & the person behind me was trying to go to the second row but the heel of my pump got caught in her skirt. It made a small hole & caused her to flash a few people. I felt so bad.

[ooglie26]

I got out of bed and thought I could be productive.
Newp.

[Marle]

I left my soul AKA my phone at home

[Deleted]

I let DS stay in the bathroom by himself for about a minute too long. I walked in to a sea of foaming hand soap, covering the entire floor. And DS, standing in the middle of it all, looking confused.

[macmars45]

I went for a walk even though my hip and stupid (mostly healed) sprained ankle were/are hurting.

[mskitkat]

I tore my bedroom apart looking for a specific skirt. Took all the clothes out of my dresser, etc. I found it folded up in my husband's shirt drawer. I'm the one who folds and puts away the clothes.

[goaskalice]

I went to my BFFs house for dinner, she got me very drunk. Now I need to clean and go grocery shopping. I'm the reason 24hr stores exist. I cannot drive for at least a few hours.

[Deleted]

Yesterday I let a baby eat like 15 pitted cherries.

[snipsnsnails]

I left the baby powder out in the living room and left my 2 year old alone for a few minutes next to my parents' dark brown couch. : /

[bab]

Mine is underwear related!!

OMGGGG this is dumb!

I went to a medical appointment today and when the nurse took my blood pressure it was EXTREMELY high. I think it was like 150/90 or 152/90, something crazy. The last time I had it taken was just under a month ago and it was slightly elevated 130/78 but nothing like today.

I will say that I was in a TON of traffic getting there and was worried they wouldn't take me so my initial thought was the BP was caused by nerves. The nurse said, "your heart rate is totally normal so I don't think you are nervous. I'll check it again before you leave."

DING DING DING(bat)
I got the bright idea that my spanx were squeezing my veins and arteries causing a massive spike in BP. I normally don't wear spanx to the doctor but today I was meeting a friend for lunch and did not want my pot belly out. Anyway, I hauled ass to the restroom and removed my spanx. I just found them in my purse which reminded me how fucking crazy I am.

One of the doctors who saw me said not to worry about the BP because they had been having some issues with the machine. I was like, "ohhhh OK." *-)

[zoidberg]

Your spanx are going to cause the top of your head to blow off!

[W.T.Faulkner]

I picked a fight over crabcakes with BF.

[bab]

Jul 10, 2013 22:16:00 GMT -5 zoidberg said:

Your spanx are going to cause the top of your head to blow off!

Indeed!!  LOL

[Marle]

Ok maybe this one will get all of you going. It was Saturday night. My hubby started making me cocktails (he wasn't drinking) and then suggested we lit up the leftover sparklers from the 4th.

Well... Some of those were from last year and probably the heat in the garage affected them. So I was burning one and a lit piece fell on the back of my hand. I immediately stopped everyone from lighting any more and we threw them away.
I have a nice second degree burn on my hand. Thank goodness it wasn't Logan the one who got burned.

Let the flaming begin.

[Marle]

Crap! time to go to bed don't hate me.

[Glitter Tits]

I get this "ice cream" that's only 150 calories per pint but it has chicory root in it. Well, I just ate 2 pints of it because I went to the gym and then I was famished but only wanted ice cream. I will regret this decision later.

[bania]

We had to go from one bank to another this evening and instead of going to the one across the street we drove to two other locations which both ended up being closed and came full circle back to the original branch.

[Deleted]

Where do I even begin? Oh, I tried to pull a cast iron frying pan out of a 400 degree oven with my bare hand. That felt good.

[azurely]

Mine isn't embarrassing, but it was a close call.

I was at the doctor (RE) this morning for an ultrasound. The nurse told me the usual: undress from the waist down, empty my bladder, and wait for the dr with the white paper sheet over my lap. I did all of this, but after 10 minutes of waiting, I had a stomachache and realized I needed to "go" again (and not #1 this time). I hauled ass back into the (thank you God) connected bathroom, did my business, washed my hands, and hurried back to my place on the table just in time for my dr to knock on the door. I would have DIED had I still been in the bathroom when she came in.

[coribelle26]

I actually had the highest blood pressure reading of my life after getting stuck in traffic and almost missing my appointment. Heartbeat or not, I'm sure that was it.

[nursewife]

I almost plowed one of the office girls down today. This seems to happen to me at least once a day. I think my office needs mirrors around all corners, and I need a beeping thing like trucks have to warn everyone that I'm coming.